CHARACTER SORTING

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ETA: This is a CHARACTER application, folks. It's all in good fun. So, no 'no voting' unless you really, REALLY can't feel anything. Pick a house that you feel is best.

• What sort of profession in the wizarding world would you choose and why?
  
  I’d have to be running some sort of business since that’s the only thing I’m good for because, that’s what I’m good at. Shannon may be a bitter bitch, but I’m a good businessman, so I’ll stick with that.
  
  
• If you could teach one class at Hogwarts, what would it be and why?
  
  …teach? Really, I don’t think I’m cut out to be a teacher. My… er, morals aren’t exactly the best and someone with good morals should be a teacher.
  
  
• This year, The TriWizard Tournament is being held once again and you're of age. Do you put your name in the Goblet? Why or why not?
  
  …no. It’s a waste of TIME, because that sort of thing is supposed to bring glory. People like ME wouldn’t get glory from something like that-I’d either be killed in the process, or people wouldn’t care, and just call me stupid or an idiot, despite all I’ve done for them.
  
  
• If you could choose your animagus form, what would it be and why?
  
  Well, Locke’s always going on about moths, yeah? They’re kinda interesting, what with that whole FREEDOM BATTLE to get out of the cocoon and kicking ass more than butterflies. Not as pretty as a butterfly, but a hell of a lot more talented.
  
  
• What HP character do you identify with most and why?
  
  …Cedric Diggory? I guess…we’re both pretty and underestimated. Also? Not fully appreciated until STUPID FATE (or so Locke says) kicks in. I guess I’m pretty loyal too and work my ass off, and STILL don’t get anything from certain people except hell.
  
  
• What would you see if you looked into the Mirror of Erised?
  
  Shannon dead. Er, that’s a bit difficult to answer. That’s the thing that shows your heart’s innermost desires, right? I guess I’d like to see myself being successful, sans my mother, since she’s caused nothing but hell for me recently.
  
  
• If you won a million dollars, how would you spend it?
  
  …hahaha. You’re kidding, right? I already have that kind of money, thanks to my mother. I don’t need anymore. A hell of a lot has gone to Shannon (unfortunately), because… yeah. Maybe I could pay for Shannon to have therapy and she won’t be sucha bitch anymore?
  
  
• What was your ideal job as a kid? Has that changed? What is your ideal job now?
  
  Hahaha. Ideal job. That’s funny. I definitely didn’t see myself being COO of a wedding businessthough, my mother may have done that to hurt Shannon MORE…., but things happen. I… can’t remember what I wanted to be, though. I guess it wasn’t all THAT special.
  
  
• If you were able to invent one spell, potion, or charm, what would it do, what would you use it for or how would you use it, and what would you call it?
  
  Something to get rid of Sayid. Or something to protect me from PLANES. Uhm. A spell? Can I make something like that apparating thing? It would be EXTREMELY USEFUL, you know. As for a name..”get me off this damn island”?
  
  
• If you were to face a boggart, what would it turn into? And what does it turn into when you throw the counter-spell, Riddikulus?
  
  …what am I AFRAID of? Er, planes aren’t fun. At all. I hate those things, and with good reason. So…a plane, I guess, if boggarts can do that. And the counter-spell? Something that makes me happy? HOME. God, I’d kill to be back home and away from these people.
  
  
• What do you look for in a friend?
  
  … I tend to hang out with much older men. Well, on the island, anyway, because they’re much easier to deal with than other people. More cryptic, yes, but not as bitchy and annoying.
  
  But, I suppose you’re looking for traits. I like being tied up and drugged people I can actually get along with that aren’t complete idiots. Also, people who have a good sense of snark and sarcasm are interesting.
  
  
• What trait most annoys you about other people?
  
  Bitchiness? Arrogance? though, with some folks, it’s a good thing. I’m not sure, really. I’m not (usually) easily annoyed, unless I’m dealing with people who think they’re better than everyone else for absolutely NO REASON.
  
  …I guess people who USE me for their stupid vendettas are irksome.
  
  
• What do you think are your top five abilities or qualities?
  
  I’m good-looking? Does that count? Although, it gets me mistaken for being gay a lot, I do like being handsome with rosy cheeks.
  
  I help people out quite a bit (living up to my name, is that a problem?) and like doing it. It is taken for GRANTED quite a bit, but we can ignore that.
  
  I kick ass at boar hunting when we actually do it. Which, really, is never. Those things are tricky, you know, so it takes skill.
  
  I’m loyal to no end to those that I care about. I’d go to any extremes to help them through…whatever.
  
  I SUCCESSFULLY help to run my mother’s wedding business, which is extremely difficult.
  
  
• What do you think are your top five weaknesses or worst qualities?
  
  Er, I’m a bit easily emotionally manipulated, I guess. I did sleep with my sister get tricked very easily at one point.
  
  I also have a few hero worship issues and tend to latch onto anyone who seems like a father figure no matter how insane they are.
  
  I’m a bit…obsessive? Possessive? But that’s not a BAD thing. I just happen to care a lot.
  
  Er, I pretend to be a lot more intimidating than I actually am. Glare, yes, take action…no. But we’re also talking people with war experience here, so maybe I’m a bit smart.
  
  I can’t LIE to certain people, damnit. Anyone else? Yeah. But one person proves to be DIFFICULT to keep lying to
  
  
• Define in your own words the following key traits:
  
  • Courage: The ability to see past the fear you might feel and keep going anyway.
    
  • Loyalty: Sticking by those who you care about no matter what the circumstances may be, or how they may treat you.
    
  • Intelligence: Applying knowledge to everyday life. You can be a smart person, but if you don’t use it in the right way…well, you’re not intelligent.
    
  • Ambition: Deciding and going for what you want no matter WHAT you may lose in the process.
    
  
  
• Name:Boone Carlyle (NOT Carlilse, damnit)
  
• Age: 22
  
• Where did you find out about us?