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fic: Tom Cruise Must Die (1/??)

Jun 18, 2006 21:13

Title: Tom Cruise Must Die (1/??)
Cast: Kristen Bell. Jason Dohring. Joshua Jackson. With sundry guest stars of the CW and Scientology variety!
Authors: buffyx & missdeviant
Rating: NC-17 (this section PG-13)
Notes/Warnings: Rule number one of VM RPS: Do not talk about VM RPS. Not to the actors, anyway. It's just not cool, and DEFINITELY NOT AT ALL FUNNY, OKAY? ( Read more... )

tom cruise must die, fic: tom cruise must die

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call_me_cash June 19 2006, 01:43:40 UTC

The CW party was pure genius!

buffyx June 20 2006, 21:49:02 UTC

Thank you! It was a blast to write!

catteo June 19 2006, 01:48:32 UTC

OMG where to begin? SO. MUCH. AWESOMENESS.

You guys totally just wrote implied crack!RPS!slash with Padackles. Don't think I didn't notice. You are too naughty. I love it. That special hell reserved for you? I'll bring the tequila!

I, too, worry on your behalf about MM and his googling skills. Don't worry though, I've got your back. And I totally wish I had a Dohrbell icon to use at this point!

And Jason juggles! Whilst doing the WOOBIE!face (in my head ok?). I know you're not taking babies, but are naked Logans still accepted payment?
You two rock my world. Not only is this fabulous, but here EARLY.

*showers you with naked Logans (Jasons if you would prefer in this context)*

buffyx June 20 2006, 21:52:15 UTC

Awww, thanks for le awesome feedback!!

That special hell reserved for you? I'll bring the tequila!

HA! PARTY ON, YO.

catteo June 21 2006, 13:04:32 UTC

*Cracks open the tequila and toasts your icon*
I KNEW you wouldn't let me down!

scornedsaint June 19 2006, 02:22:09 UTC

Yaaaaaaay! New Chapter! .:does New Chapter Dance:. Whoot!

(can you tell I'm excited?)

"I don't know what you're talking about. See this scar?" Tina tilts her head towards her shoulder, still smiling. "Six stitches from Costner's harpoon. See me in ten years, we'll compare fame wounds."

This smells of...research!

"I don't know. I prefer to check out Ackles' ass from afar."

As, unfortunately, we all must.

“Not bad. I've been told I have to challenge Welling to a pushup contest later, though. Not sure what that's about.”

I would pay GOOD MONEY to see that, FYI.

formerly known as Jason Fucking Dohring

More like Foreverly known as because seriously? That is an awesome name addendum.

And I love your JfD icon. May I snag?

alannaofdoom June 19 2006, 02:51:57 UTC

Speaking of icons, yours is fantastic. Hee. Now I'll be grinning for the next 12 hours.

buffyx June 19 2006, 11:51:27 UTC

And I love your JfD icon. May I snag?

But of course!! I have a few icons I made I've been thinking about posting here.

Thanks for the lovely feedback. :)

lovecost June 19 2006, 02:31:01 UTC

I definetely laughed way too much at all the CW party stuff.

And God, do I hate Chad Michael Murray.

buffyx June 20 2006, 21:53:44 UTC

And God, do I hate Chad Michael Murray.

Me too. I just realized that we meant to include Sophia Bush in here somewhere (mostly, they were launching an attack on Mayhem in defense of her honor! awww).

Thanks for feedbacking!!

captainofidiots June 19 2006, 02:46:30 UTC

I. Love. You.

I would start quoting my favorite parts, but that would pretty mean I'd have to copy and paste the entire thing. I don't need to do that, you guys know how awesome it is. :P

Also: I would offer you my first born, but that's no fun. Instead, I offer sex. I'm flexible! :P

Seriously, though. This is way too much fun. Save me a seat next to you... in hell! I'll bring marshmallows!

buffyx June 20 2006, 21:55:10 UTC

Awwwwwwwww! ::smooshes you::

Thanks for the feedback! And hell is gonna be a BLAST!