When I first read the story, I thought, "Why the hell would Jason have four condoms in his wallet for this rescue mission?" But then, I remembered that this wasn't a true story.
This has been so much fun for me--you can't even imagine. I eagerly await "Tom Cruise Must Die."
Aha. So that's why I'm in this handbasket. I'll see you two in hell.
This is the first RPF I've ever read and I've been following along all the way. You girls are awesome, you did such a great job making this funny and angsty and smutty and just fabulous all-around. You certainly spoiled us all rotten with the story and the soundtrack and the trailer and the extras. This is incredible and I will be eagerly anticipating Tom Cruise Must Die.
Why does Jason have four condoms in his wallet on a rescue mission? I don't know. It's probably the least believable part of the fic. The hilarious part about this (for me anyways, not for anyone else) is that I actually knew a guy in college who carried four condoms in his wallet. Not at all times, but like on weekends when he was on the prowl. He explained to me that he needed four condoms because one time he ended up having a one night stand where he ran out of condoms, and that four was the perfect amount - more than that is just too much sex for one night aka quantity over quality, and less than that just leaves you wanting more. According to him, anyways. So yeah, that part of the story was totally believable to me - I just figured, hey, Hannah and/or Ann must know someone who carries multiple condoms in their wallet, too.
He explained to me that he needed four condoms because one time he ended up having a one night stand where he ran out of condoms, and that four was the perfect amount - more than that is just too much sex for one night aka quantity over quality, and less than that just leaves you wanting more.
Oh my god, that is SO AWESOME. From now on, if anyone questions the four condom part, I'm stealing that story and that is what I am telling them. Sure, it STILL doesn't solve the whole "married and on a rescue mission" part, but hey - maybe he and Lauren liked to have sex in the dressing rooms at Fred Segal or something. And so he had to PREPARE HIMSELF.
You have totally read The A-List by Zoey Dean, haven't you? Coz I just read it today and there's definitely a line about having a meaningful quicking the dressing room at Fred Segal. Hee!
Guilty as charged. And I have the newest Gossip Girl sitting next to me as I type. What can I say, cheesy novels about the rich and privileged are a guilty pleasure.
(My excuse is that I'm a YA librarian. But I don't know if that explains away my love for Sweet Valley High as a tender youth. SIGH.)
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This has been so much fun for me--you can't even imagine. I eagerly await "Tom Cruise Must Die."
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This is the first RPF I've ever read and I've been following along all the way. You girls are awesome, you did such a great job making this funny and angsty and smutty and just fabulous all-around. You certainly spoiled us all rotten with the story and the soundtrack and the trailer and the extras. This is incredible and I will be eagerly anticipating Tom Cruise Must Die.
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The hilarious part about this (for me anyways, not for anyone else) is that I actually knew a guy in college who carried four condoms in his wallet. Not at all times, but like on weekends when he was on the prowl. He explained to me that he needed four condoms because one time he ended up having a one night stand where he ran out of condoms, and that four was the perfect amount - more than that is just too much sex for one night aka quantity over quality, and less than that just leaves you wanting more. According to him, anyways. So yeah, that part of the story was totally believable to me - I just figured, hey, Hannah and/or Ann must know someone who carries multiple condoms in their wallet, too.
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Oh my god, that is SO AWESOME. From now on, if anyone questions the four condom part, I'm stealing that story and that is what I am telling them. Sure, it STILL doesn't solve the whole "married and on a rescue mission" part, but hey - maybe he and Lauren liked to have sex in the dressing rooms at Fred Segal or something. And so he had to PREPARE HIMSELF.
IT COULD BE THE CASE!
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You have totally read The A-List by Zoey Dean, haven't you? Coz I just read it today and there's definitely a line about having a meaningful quicking the dressing room at Fred Segal. Hee!
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(My excuse is that I'm a YA librarian. But I don't know if that explains away my love for Sweet Valley High as a tender youth. SIGH.)
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Cause that (hot hot hot) face-sitting is totally going to get me fired.
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