dvd commentary: the liberation of katie holmes, part one

[buffyx]

I wrote this part all on my lonesome, so I’ll be doing the commentary solo, without missdeviant’s sparkling wit to entertain you. My comments are in red.

Comments

[catteo]

Crack DVD extras? My year is complete. Seriously. I could die happy.
Except then I'd miss the next installment.
And "Tom Cruise must die".
So I'm gonna stick around. And laugh. A lot.

[buffyx]

Heeeeeeeeee. Yeah, we're major dorks and are milking the fuck out of this story to get all the DVD extras we can come up with!

[mutinousmuse]

Does it really count as a facial expression if there's only one? Isn't that just... his face? Hee.

OMG GIVE ME MORE CRACK NOW PLEASE.

[buffyx]

Hahahahahahaa. Oh, Teddy. He tries, but... yeah.

[nme525]

Honestly, I have never seen an episode of Melrose Place. Shameful, I know.

Now there's something just wrong with this statement. I keep holding out hope that they'll release it on DVD because man, that show rocked.

She’s allowed to be annoyed about those things now, because he left town last week and is visiting family in Toledo for the next month and a half, and technically, they are on A Break.

No joke, I was reading my US Weekly at the gym this morning and there was a picture of Kristin and Kevin walking down the street holding hands and all I could think was, "But I thought they were on a break? And that he was in Toledo? What is going on?"

Yeah I have issues.

Mischa Barton bashing is ALWAYS hilarious. I don’t care what you say.

Ding dong the bitch is dead! I can hopefully start enjoying The OC again!

[buffyx]

I know, right? I was too young for Melrose Place's demographic when it was on the air, and I feel like I have FOREVER LOST OUT on an amazing television series!!

No joke, I was reading my US Weekly at the gym this morning and there was a picture of Kristin and Kevin walking down the street holding hands and all I could think was, "But I thought they were on a break? And that he was in Toledo? What is going on?"

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Oh man, I need to get my hands on that issue!!

[missdeviant]

I HAVE THAT ISSUE!

Caption: "I'm still in a long-term relationship and I'm very happy!" Veronica Mars' Kristen Bell tells US of her three-plus years with producer Kevin Mann.

(and in my head I added "THERE IS NO TRUTH TO THE RUMORS WE ARE ON A BREAK AND HE IS IN TOLEDO AND I AM ABOUT TO EMBARK UPON A SECRET RESCUE MISSION TO SAVE KATIE HOLMES")

[nme525]

Oh thank g-d I'm not the only one who thought of them being on a break!

[buffyx]

Hahahahahaa. Man, this really DOES need to be filmed. No doubt about it.

[passionflows]

This is awesome. The amount of cracktastic devotion that's gone into this thing is admirable, honestly.

[buffyx]

Haha, thank you! We are truly cracktastic.