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fic: Tom Cruise Must Die (8/10)

Nov 02, 2006 13:38

Title: Tom Cruise Must Die (8/10)
Cast: Kristen Bell. Jason Dohring. Joshua Jackson. With sundry guest stars of the CW and Scientology variety!
Authors: buffyx & missdeviant
Rating: NC-17 (this section is R)
Notes/Warnings: Rule number one of VM RPS: Do not talk about VM RPS. Not to the actors, anyway. It's just not cool, and DEFINITELY NOT AT ALL FUNNY, OKAY? OKAY ( Read more... )

fic: tom cruise must die

Comments 30

lawchic04 November 2 2006, 19:21:06 UTC

Brilliant! Such an exciting chapter I loved it all.

“So while we wouldn't be able to replicate the initial method, I'm willing to subject her to the insemination phase myself.” His eyes travel up and down the length of her body, and she shudders. “Manually.”

EWWWWWW, thank God you didn't go there. That damn Tom Cruise is warped.

khestral November 2 2006, 19:22:51 UTC

Marry me. Please.

havemy_heart November 2 2006, 19:36:48 UTC

By the time she reaches him, she’s broken into a flat-out run, and they crash into one another at full speed. Neither of them miss a beat-- their mouths meet instinctively, kissing like they're drowning as the roaring fire raging around them intensifies. She crushes her body to his as if she can bury herself in his solidity. If this was being filmed, the camera would be circling around them, doing a three-sixty right now.

But it’s not-- it's real, so real, he's here and alive and she clutches to him desperately, hands traveling up to his matted hair, pulling him in closer. Even as another furious explosion sends the ground underneath them shuddering, bright flame flaring in her vision, they hold on. Tongues tangling as she kisses him with all of the breath in her body.

*dies from the hotness*
*gets back up then dies of squee*

Jason was willing to trade his freedom for hers! He's so awesome! Luckily he didn't have to. I'm on the edge of my seat here. More! More!

alannaofdoom November 2 2006, 19:49:55 UTC

Hee, Michael Bay. All of this is so awesome so I'm just going to fixate on that. God, he's such a hack.

call_me_cash November 2 2006, 20:25:49 UTC

Now, fun little Tom Cruise Trivia Fact for you: I never graduated high school.

I don't know why but that line fucking killed me!