PK ONE!

[pk_tomboy]

Huh? Wha? What the heck am I doin’?

Better question.

Where the heck am I?

…It’s a nice forest, I guess. I just don’t remember goin’ into any forest or anything like that. Lotsa...turkeys. This is pretty suspicious. No one better have knocked me out or anythin’ like that or they’re looking at one Hell of a-

…Why am I moving?

[She looks down and only

Comments

[mrkishidou]

A lady in distress? That can be fixed.

[He starts approaching her from a distance.]
Fear no longer Dearest, for your prince is here to rescue you! ♥

[pk_tomboy]

[The table stops for a moment, then turns and runs in the opposite direction.]

Damn it! Stop!

Hurry over and help!

[mrkishidou]

What's the deal with that shit table?

[He starts running after the table, naturally. Thank goodness for leg strength.]
Right away!

[pk_tomboy]

C'mon, get the lead out!

Crap, turkeys.

[The table tramples a group of turkeys, kicking the birds into the air in the process, most directed towards Sanji.]

[nagatodotexe]

[Being on a bench in her way, what does that mean? It means Yuki's getting plowed. Bow chikka bow wow~]

[After the carnage, somehow or another, Yuki is sitting on the back of the table, playing music.]

[pk_tomboy]

What are you doin'!?

That's not helping! Not at all!

[pk_tomboy]

Also. That music is not fitting.

[nagatodotexe]

*changes tune*

1/3

[u_got_pyowned]

*falls out of the sky inexplicably with a half dozen Gema Gema gang members* Geroni-pyo~~! *lands face first on table*

... ow-pyo... *gema gema gang picks her up*

Re: 1/3

[u_got_pyowned]

Are you alright-gema?

Y-yeah-pyo...

Re: 1/3

[u_got_pyowned]

You there-pyo! That didn't happen-pyo! YOU SAW NOTHING-PYO.

[pk_tomboy]

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Now you're stuck on this thing, too.

1/2

[x_of_time_x]

2/2

[x_of_time_x]

*hookshots table and plants feet to try to stop it*

[pk_tomboy]

*The table is quite strong and drags Link along.*

[x_of_time_x]

*he's been dragged by rougher rides*

Stop!

1/3

[ossesso]

Is that-

2/3

[ossesso]

[DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS LOOK]

3/3

[ossesso]

[Table'd]

[pk_tomboy]

Sorry, Stripes!