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[pixsky]

Mmm.. classyIt's like uni politics all over again, only without the socialist alternative calling everything that moves bloodthirsty zionist oppressors(Seriously, I think some of those guys have had the 'Z' section torn out of their dictionary. I do not think that word means what they seem to think it does, given the very wide applications they

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[bigal39]

I've never had a dog called sparky, i got 0 :( no procrastinating for me!

[bigal39]

Triple your points, then multiply them by your year of birth, then divide by the number of Dogs you've had called Sparky. Take that sum and write a Haiku about it. Using the formula A=1, B=2 and so on, your procrastinatory score is the sum of syllables 14 and 2.

Ah, see, you've missed the second part of the equation. Take 0 and write a haiku about it. Then, take the 14th and 2nd syllables, and add the value of the letters together. This gives you procrastination score.

Although, of course, if you actually get to that point, regardless of the score, you probably win...

[maelin]

That's DIVIDE by zero. You got infinity*, Al!

* division by zero is not actually defined in any of the natural numbers, the integers, the rationals, the reals, or the complex plane. This has been a public service announcement from Richard, your resident maths geek- now with a double helping of nerdy.

[pixsky]

Awesome. I knew something whacky happened when you divide by 0, I just tuned out in the year 7 math class it was explained it. Thanks, Richard.

[thinkcentre]

you forgot: reprogram the keys on the key board,using a dice to randomly determin the new values, then trying to write something normally and using babble fish translator (to translate back to english) see if what you wrote makes sense to someone somewhere. and if your realy a procrastinator you post it on lj.

[pixsky]

that totally explains your last 6 entries, Doug. :P

[vegantart]

i've done most of those things! add to the list: read fantasy books that you haven't read or felt the urge to read since year 8, partake in physical activity under the pretense of riding bike being a mode of transport to take you to your friends house to do homework, then, when you arrive at their house, eat! then go for a two hour long bike ride with another friend(cos you both had to leave said friends house cos she got distracted by horny boy and it was just getting awkward!) well, that's how i spent yesterday anyway!
have fun dear,
i shall see you after lit exam, yes?

[pixsky]

Awesome. See you Nov 2. I shall bring a surprise, and then we can coffee/food/whatver you're up for. Til then, best of luck, kiddo.

[spartn]

for procrastinatory measures, i added you on myspace. does that count? because now you have to procrastinate more to accept my friend request. win win situation? ;)

[pixsky]

awesome! I had to go and check, with the all-caps for a moment there I thought you were another freakish RMIT related acronym group. Hooray for procrastination!

And I'm adding to the list, cause it worked so well this morning:

-projectile munt.

[dignified_rage]

Hands up all those suprised by the fact that he's a Lib? Thought so. Gotta love this line though: Asked about his views on multiculturalism, he said, "I don't think the Liberal Party has released their policy yet." Genius.

[pixsky]

Yeah, the nauseating ones seem to be Libs most of the time.