As seen on gynocide's livejournal

[pixidrizzl]

Good advice for people who find themselves in horror movies and other dire situations.
When it appears that you have killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead

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[fadingbluestar]

"If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help."

but what if the house is filled with hot transvestites? A girl can't be expected to say 'no' to that!

[pixidrizzl]

Well, you've been warned. Even hot transvestites can slash you up in a not too fun way, you know ;D

[fadingbluestar]

only if you're Meatloaf. hehe

[ex_bothsides171]

Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.

hahahhaha. yay. stephen king, anybody?

[pixidrizzl]

Especially Castle Rock! I love Stephen King lots and lots.

[ex_bothsides171]

and Derry! even though Derry is totally fictional, but nevermind that.

[pixidrizzl]

Stephen King books are fictional? What?