Great moments in journalism

[pittunited]

From CNN's article on the VMAs:

Akon crooned a bit of his "Smack That" before an award was announced...

How the hell do you croon a song entitled "Smack That"? I just picture Bing Crosby or Dean Martin trying to sing anything that included the phrase "smack that" in the lyrics, and it's warping my head

Comments

[maleficently]

Ol' Blue Eyes totally could get away with it. The man made "Do Be Do Be Doo" sound badass, after all.