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[pitt]

So Angie and the kids and I have officially moved to New Orleans. We bought a house under the super secret name of Mondo Bongo Inc.

Yeah, I don't know why we were surprised when everyone knew it was us, either.

Congrats to all the Oscar nominees, you are all amazing.

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[rachelmcadams]

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

[uraymond]

C'MOOOONNNN WHAT'S IN THE BOX TELL ME WHAT'S IN THE FUCKIN' BOX

fucking typo'd

[pitt]

stop giving me flashbacks of my dear departed though fake wife Rachel McAdams

[karina_lombard]

Long time, no see.

[pitt]

Hey pretty

[watts_na]

Are you getting one of those name plate plaques for your front yard?

[pivovarovasasha]

Added.

[jaschwartzman]

Hello sir. I have added you.