If you dont like my fire, then don't come around

[pitt]

So, you've probably heard about the little problem I'm having with Vanity Fair using the picture of me in my underwear for the cover. Seems petty to me too sometimes, especially since there's really nothing I can do other than tell them how disappointed I am in them for doing it when they knew that's not what I thought the photos would be used for

Comments

[matthew_perry]

I can never figure out the initials in writeletters.

[pitt]

Haha oh fuck, Matthew, what if they meant Allison Janey and Bijou Phillips?

[matthew_perry]

Haha what an odd couple. You have a twisted mind, sir.

[pitt]

I try, Matthew, I try.

[leonardo_d]

I'm trying to think of other uses for those pictures, but I'm coming up short.

[pitt]

I was told they were for an art book, it was originally a film short for the art institute, the stills were for a book on body types and human form art, not Vanity Fair. Or so I thought.

[leonardo_d]

That reminds me of the time Playgirl tried to publish unauthorized nude photos of me that no one on god's earth needed to see. And in that case filing lawsuits can be fun.

[pitt]

I had that problem one as well. Gwen and I weren't posing, but they sure took alot of pictures. Lawsuits are great. I think Cruise is best at them though.

[kelly_clarkson]

you know, it's funny that you wrote about this because i just read an article in entertainment weekly i believe it was about how your role in babel validates your status as an A-list actor because of your amazing performance. i can't wait to see it. oscar buzzzzz.

[pitt]

haha thank you. I hope so, it would shut Clooney and Damon up if I won one, but I'm not holding my breath for that either. The movie is great though, I'm very proud of it, so let me know what you think when you see it.
Good to see you by the way, I almost commented to you in ww, but didn't want to look like a creepy old man.

[kelly_clarkson]

george is my future husband, although i'm not entirely sure if he knows about that yet. regardless, you're invited to the wedding. i will definitely let you know if i dig it, that is if i ever find the time to go to the movies. but i should warn you i'm going to be brutally honest with you and if it blows i'll be demanding a full cash refund out of your babel paycheck. i’m pissed you didn’t comment me but i'll forgive you because your real name is bill pitt, that must suck.

[pitt]

So it's you George has been waiting for, all this time I thought he was hoping Matt would notice him. You're much prettier than Matty, so I'll be at the wedding for sure.
I'd be disappointed if you didn't tell me the complete truth and if it sucks, I'll gladly refund your ticket price, even though now I'm pissed you called me bill pitt, i'll get over it since you didn't go with will or willy.

[jonne_aaron]

i never get the initials in writeletters either so it isn't just you. it is hard to be taken seriously when people are distracted by what they see. i think you have more than proven yourself as a talented and well respected actor.

[pitt]

Angie told me because I was all "duh I wonder who that is". I think you're right. So many people have that problem, it's the double edged sword. You have to look good to be there, and not too good to be taken seriously once you are.

[britney_jspears]

I have no idea what it's like for someone to appreciate your work more than your looks. /irony

I imagine it's different for actors though. And I certainly can't say I didn't play my part in contributing to the way I'm seen by the world.

[pitt]

I played my part too, it's true.
But oh man, Britney, I thought you loved me, why haven't you called me since you ditched K-Fed?

[britney_jspears]

I figured your heart was stolen by Angie and your children, what would you want with a washed up divorcee ;)

[pitt]

Britney, you could never be a washed up divorcee ;-*