122- Odd Couple

[pitfallen]

[Actionspam for Building 12, Apartment 43]
[Excel knocks on the door to the new apartment somwhat awkwardly, with a bag filled with clothes, cleaning supplies, toiletries, and some food, all strapped to her back. On top of the bag is a rolled-up futon. Menchi, meanwhile, is strapped to Excel's head, looking rather unhappy.]

Oi~. Sa-chan, it's me,

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[pitfallen]

[Flinches at bad touch and spins around, glaring]

I'm not fat, damnit! I know fat! I had a roommate who was fat, and I'm not fat!

Besides, even if I was, it just means I need more exercise. Maybe I oughta start running laps or something....

[She unconsciously puts hands on her hips to check, then coughs to shake it off.]

[pitfallen]

[Grimaces and crosses her arm, going back to the bathroom to get her cleaning supplies]

Fine, but I'm still skinnier than you, fatty-mammaries.

[pitfallen]

[Excel makes faces back over her shoulder]

You act as if I care about the ignorant men of this city!

[She huffs, coming back with an apron and face mask to spend at least an hour or two cleaning up the apartment, even behind the fridge and in the bathroom, and winds up covered in dust and other assorted muck by the end of it all]

[pitfallen]

[Excel falls over, clinging to a windowsill to pull herself up by. She shoots a disbelieving glare at Ayame and wipes her hair out of her face]

WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU!? I'M NOT INTERESTED IN STUFF LIKE THAT, ALRIGHT?! JUST DROP IT ALREADY!

[pitfallen]

I DON'T LIKE WOMEN, DAMNIT! THERE'S ONLY ONE MAN IN MY LIFE AND YOU'RE NOT WORTHY TO KNOW WHO HE IS! Besides, I'm more worried you're gonna try to spy on me in the shower since you seem to care so much about how I look.

[She brushes herself off and runs a mucky hand through her hair without thinking, pulling the hand back and looking at it in disgust.]

......... Ugh. And that's how my day would go.

[pitfallen]

I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE, DAMNIT! HE'S A REAL MAN! He's more of a man than that mook you associate with, at least!