It would seem my grandmother has been watching some Monty Python lately…

[pisceandreamer]

The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead. [a man puts a body on the cart]
Large Man with Dead Body: Here’s one.
The Dead Collector: That’ll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn’t: I’m not dead.
The Dead Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There’s your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn’t: I’m not dead.
The Dead Collector

Comments

[mazikeen]

Gods help that doc when you get near him!

[pisceandreamer]

Yeah, she's avoiding me and communicating through the nurses.

[mazikeen]

Tell the nurses to tell her to quit being such a damn wuss.