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Feb 25, 2008 21:56

Rules:
+ Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
+ Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
+ Post them here for everyone to guess.
+ Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
+ NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.

1. "Hey, Uncle Bob?... When are we gonna get these records?"
"[Thinks] Ah... Luke 21:19"
"Let your patience possess ye your souls."
"Luke? Who's Luke? When are we gettin the records?"
"Next Thursday"

2. "Look! Round windows!"

3. "Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?"

4. "Oh now (name) you come on and eat juss a little honey!
"No! I'm going to have a good time today... And do my eating at the barbeque"
"If you dont care what folks says about dis family I does! I is told ya and told ya that you can always tell a lady by the way she eats in front of folks like a bird and I ain't aimin' for you to go to (name's house) and eat like a field hand and gobble like a hog!"
"Fiddle-dee-dee! (Name) told me he likes to see a girl with a healthy appetite!"
"What gentlemen says and what they thinks is 2 diffrent things, and I ain't noticed (name) askin' for to marry you"
"[Turns around slowly to face (other person) then throws her umbrella and stuffs food into her mouth]"
"Now don't eat too fast. Ain't no need for it come right back up again!"
[With her mouth full] Why does a girl have to be so silly to catch a husband?

5. "For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex."

6. "Let's go have a drink and smoke a cigarette." (repeated lots. You'll get it if you've seen it.)

7. "I have to get more pudding for this trip to Hawaii. As I just said that out loud I realize it sounded a little strange but it's not."

8. "I love that I suck" (repeated many times, accompanied by bongos)

9. "Oh, no, no, I can't eat fifteen gallons of yoghurt."
"Oh, it's not going in that end, (name)."
(Hint: I am related to the man (the real one, not the actor) who said the second line, although I haven't met many people who have seen this movie)

10. "How come you know more about medicine than a doctor?"
"Believe me, Ma: I know."

11. "He's a man from outer space and we're taking him to his spaceship."
"Well, can't he just beam up?"
"This is REALITY, (name)."
'Twas E.T., guessed by the ever-magical Robbie knives_45colt

12. "Now we must outfilth the asshole or assholes that sent us this, and then they must die!"

13. "(name), there are many exit visas sold in this café, but we know that you've never sold one. That is the reason we permit you to remain open."
"Oh? I thought it was because I let you win at roulette."
"That is another reason."

14. "Do you know what "special people" means?"
"What?"
"Special people equals retarded. Your club is for retards."
Welcome to the Dollhouse. stephzilla got that one!

15. "I ask for nothing!"
"And you shall receive it, IN ABUNDANCE!"

Have fun!
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