Some good old-fashioned comics crack

[liabrown]

Just one panel today...

Comments

[thalyamuse]

See, this is why comics don't sell as well today! (though I do recall seeing Zatanna turning flamingoes into weapons in a Morrison JLA issue..)

[liabrown]

...then she mindwiped them. Heyo!

[lethargy_lass]

Isn't that extortion? o.O

[liabrown]

Yes, but that's exactly what Piper was doing to the city ;) He'd already extorted $250 thousand to keep the city from being trampled by...wait for it...elephants. He'd called the elephants and ostriches over with his music, of course!

[lethargy_lass]

That actually sounds like one of the better silver age villainous schemes :p

[liabrown]

I question how much time and money he spent getting those elephants and ostriches, though ;)

[runenklinge]

he´s probably thinking: "Why didn´t I just stick to my rats?"

[liabrown]

And enough rats is sufficiently icky that he probably would still get his extortion money...

[katzedecimal]

Especially if they're synchronised-swimming in the cream.

[ninjacandy]

Ostriches are quite vicious creatures.

As Piper has obviously found out.

[katzedecimal]

The others never quite understood just why Piper attacked his ostrich burgers with such vengeance.

[liabrown]

Hee :D