Valentine's Day horror

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Where he went wrong was picking up the teddy bear. If he had actually given the matter thought, he would have guessed that they were enchanted. But that's all in the past now, and all he can do is stay in his room and not think of anything erotic. Especially if said eroticism involves Rosencrantz. Reason shall prevail over mindless debauchery.

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and rosencrantz always prevails over reason. there's one right now, but guildenstern shan't see him until he (and very cleverly, rosencrantz thinks) can sneak up behind him and pounce.

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And of course, Rosencrantz can always be relied on to make an uncomfortable situation even more so. "...I'd have been satisfied with just a greeting."

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"that's what it was, i thought. i can try again, though -- if you like." and with that, he kisses guildenstern's cheek. "hullo -- !"

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Freezes at the kiss-Half of him wants to scold him for the pouncing, the other half wants to pin him down on the floor and show him what a real kiss is. Cursed teddy bears.