Michael Vick is an ass

I just got back from a family vacation to Park Rapids, MN on Saturday. We were there for a week, which is just long enough I think. Any longer and I'd go nuts. I can only handle so much time with the folks. I'm so used to living on my own and having my own space that when I'm crammed into a little cabin with 5 other people, I get a little touchy. I ( Read more... )

It seems that all of the friends I made in college have turned out to be inconsiderate assholes. I feel very inadequate and lonely... :(

/emo

Hey folks! The contest was this past Thursday and I must say... I kicked some major ass, I won't lie. 20 or more people I know came to see me. I had never performed in front of that many people I know and I was incredibly nervous beforehand. About 2 minutes before I was supposed to go on, I got this incredible feeling of calm and I knew it'd be ( Read more... )

Hey all, thanks for coming out to see my show last night - I know it was a short set, but it was also a free show. I won the competition for the night so that means I might move on to the semifinals and then the finals where I could win $1,000! That'd be nice. One step at a time. I won a large Jameson t-shirt, a Jameson baseball hat, a Sam Adams ( Read more... )

Hey, I know it's really short notice - but those of you who are coming tonight - your name is on a list at the ticket counter. Just walk to the right when you get inside and you're golden.

Hope to see you guys there!

Not to be a bugger about this whole thing, but I don't want people coming who want a ticket but aren't on the list or people who are on the list who don't show up... catch my drift ( Read more... )

Hey, if you want to come to my show, tell me because I only have 20 tickets to give out and some are already spoken for.

If you're not on this list and you'd like to be, tell me asap!

Michael Blomberg
Ben Bussey
Lindsay Baylon
Mike Krefting
Ann Marie Cumella
Matt Knudson
Eli Stone
Spencer Faust
Tim Giesecke
Carrie Bloss

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so they put up the bios for the Funniest Person Contest contestants and here's mine ( Read more... )

Again, a link to my awesome blog that none of you read because you don't seem to care