The Peroni Legacy: Reloaded (1.0)
Back in May, shortly after VDSL was in full effect, I had some issues with a glitchy neighborhood and the Peroni legacy was over before it had really gotten started. I'm giving it another go this time. Let's see what happens!
Meet our founder, Allegra Peroni. Formerly Bekah (simpurity).
Allegra: Look! An ugly duckling! Hi little guy! Hi!
Don't mind her. She's easily distracted.
WEEK ONE:
Best in Show. Spend ALL of your households funds on landscaping/gardening with the aim to have the greatest garden in Sim history. If you have Seasons, apply for Garden Club Membership.
Allegra: Hi puppy. You're so pretty. I think I will give you a treat.
Ally, See those pretty flowers you're trampling? Uh-huh. You don't have any money.
Told ya.
Hello there Moosewood Behr (bondchick_nett). I'd totally clap if you get your booty in this legacy.
Or maybe not.
Moosewood: Whhhuuuutt? Grilled cheese? Screw that noise.
Allegra: How can you not like grilled cheese? You're just a Grilled Cheese Grinch!
Allegra: *grumblegrumblegrumble*
After the less than successful conversation with Moosewood the Grilled Cheese Grinch, Allegra turned to the highest form of cusine she knows to calm down.
And thus, the first grilled cheese sandwich of the legacy was eaten.
All of the walk-bys were teens and elders, so I sent Allegra downtown to scope out potential impregnators.
Allegra: OMG, and then I made a Muenster grilled cheese. Man o man was it yummy!
Zofia Symanska (tinykat): Mmmm. Yeah, Ok. I gotta go brush my llama. Or something.
Allegra, just ignore her. You don't want her in the legacy (I totally lie, hehe).
Vendelin Heino Hart (xie_belle), you are gorgeous. You belong with Allegra. Stat.
And apparently he thinks he does too.
Vendelin: Hmm...I sure would like to see that dress on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning...
You know what, V? Go for it.
Vendelin: I love grilled cheese! No one else understands. The ooey, gooey cheesiness of it is just awesome.
Allegra: Seriously, dude? You're like, my food soul mate!
Too bad he's engaged.
Allegra: Boo to being broke. This sucks.
Allegra: My name is Allegra, I like grilled cheese. If you want to be with me make sure you like cheddar, please.
Methinks the world isn't quite ready for her level of talent. No dinero.
Bartending is a much more lucrative venture. A whole 16 simoleons. What, what?!?
Sirius Ugries(tinykat): You are absolutely gorgeous. Like seriously. Can I come home with you tonight?
Bruno Maio(nentarisims): Man, what are you talking about. She totally wants me. Because, seriously, Sim Goddess Posey totally isn't going to let another blonde into this generation. Right?
That's right, Bruno. No matter how beautiful you are, and you are beautiful Sirius but you're just going to have to sit tight for a bit.
The next day is full of uneventful, boringness: the paper girl, the mailman, blah. Then needlecream's Stanwick comes strutting past and stops for a visit.
Stanwick: You're cute. I often go around kissing women that I find attractive. Do you have a problem with this? If so, speak now because in a few minutes it'll be too late.
Allegra: Uh? Ok. Yeah, sure. Whatever.
Time out, Ally. Stan here, has red hair, blue eyes, and the perfect lips. Show a little more enthusiasm. The days are ticking by...
Stanwick: Is that grilled-cheese I smell?
Allegra: Why yes. I just made them fresh. A little bit of sliced sourdough with a dab of dijon and the perfect---
Stanwick: I love grilled cheese. Its my favorite. I swear, this must be freaking destiny. Who would have imagined I'd find a woman who knew exactly what to cook the moment I was not so randomly strolling past her home?
Allegra: Do you always talk this much?
Stanwick: Yes. I'm uncomfortable with companiable silences. I'm even uncomfortable listening to other people talk. I find that if I jump in and keep the conversation going, people will go along and let me lead.
Stanwick: So I visited The Matchmaker and she pulled out that glass ball and did some mojo. Told me I'd be meeting someone sexy enough to have my babies one day and that I should go out and get a new shirt to make sure I look good. Whaddya think of this shirt? A cute little clerk picked it out for me.
Don't be picky. YOU. NEED. A. MAN.
Allegra had been calling each day to get the Garden Club to check out the results of her green thumb. After four rejections, she finally got a yes on Friday.
And was in the club. With just two days to spare.
Allegra: *grumblegrumblegrumble* I hate snow. And winter. And cold. And yuck. Hate. Hate. HATE.
Allegra: C'mon stupid machine. Work, dammit. Make it summer!
Honey, your aspiration meter is in the red. Sure you want to use this thing?
Allegra: So...Stanwick, wanna come hang out a bit. We could talk bread types over a few grilled cheese sandwiches by candlelight.
*bow chicka wow wow*
You knew it was coming...
And that's that for this update folks. Hope you enjoyed!