Interview With The Devil
Author: pinkphoenix1985
Rating: PG
Genre: Gen/Humor
Disclaimer: I don't own Lucifer because he seriously wouldn't like that and would send me to the flaming pits of hell in a nice way of course ;)! The OFC is mine!
Summary: Lucifer gets interviewed on TV.
A/N: I wrote this for bt_kady's challenge at spnland which was to interview one of the characters from Supernatural. I'm going to brag a bit but this took 3rd place!
In a TV studio, there’s a set with two couches. A stunning brunette woman smartly dressed sits on the one and a blonde man wearing jeans and two layers of shirts sits on the other.
The camera zooms in on to the woman’s face and she starts to speak.
Madame X: Welcome to "spnland Talks", I’m your host, Madame X, and currently I have in the hot seat- the angel of the hour- the prince of darkness himself- Lucifer.
Lucifer: Hello Madame X. It’s great to be here. Thanks for having me.
MX: It’s my pleasure. I’ve heard recently that you’ve just been released from the deep bellows of hell. Are you happy to be out and about topside?
L: I’m quite thrilled as a matter of fact. Now is a great time to show the humans of this fine earth what they’ve been doing wrong and to rule over them. My father took quite a liking to them and unfortunately in my opinion that was highly misplaced and honestly they don’t deserve anything and they’ve taken too much advantage of His good graces. It’s about time that they learn that we, angels, come first and foremost.
MX: Alright. How are you going to carry out your plans?
L: Well, there was a slight hitch in my plans when my vessel, Sam Winchester, ended up not being where he should have been waiting for me to convince him to give me his consent to use him. I did get angry that I had to resort to my second vessel *indicates his body* which hadn’t been specially prepared for me. But no matter, I like tough challenges. But once I do get a hold of Sam Winchester, I plan on ridding the world from most of the humans and just keeping some around as pets or slaves.
MX: Sounds like a good plan. Although, I hear that there are some angels who want to get kill you off in the hopes that it will leave them with a brand new world. What do you say to that?
L: *to the camera* Good luck *winks* I’m here to stay especially as soon as I find one elusive Sam Winchester. *to MX* don’t you hate it when you know there’s the perfect suit out there waiting for you and you can’t find it? *growls in slight frustration*
MX: *starting to become a little uncomfortable* Yes, I guess so…but I hear that your big brother Michael is on his way to help those angels. Doesn’t that make you a little nervous?
L: I’ll be honest, a small part of me is slightly nervous. But then I think of how badly his angel minions aren’t succeeding in forcing his vessel, Dean Winchester, to give his consent. You see, I take the more subtle route of convincing my vessels that it’s in their best interest to give their consent without any of the pesky threats that just make the vessels more determined NOT to give their consent. So there's no real concern on my part that Michael will get his vessel.
MX: So besides hunting down Sam Winchester, what have you been doing? Doing some sightseeing?
L: Oh yes, I just got back from the Middle East where the weather was great and the people were so accommodating and so friendly. Next week, I’m going to Africa to check out the atmosphere there. I’m quite excited actually. *smiles*
MX: I hope that you have a great time in Africa. It was nice chatting with you. *to the camera* that’s all we have time for unfortunately. Please join us next week for "spnland Talks" when we talk to yet another angel- Castiel.
Rating: PG
Genre: Gen/Humor
Disclaimer: I don't own Lucifer because he seriously wouldn't like that and would send me to the flaming pits of hell in a nice way of course ;)! The OFC is mine!
Summary: Lucifer gets interviewed on TV.
A/N: I wrote this for bt_kady's challenge at spnland which was to interview one of the characters from Supernatural. I'm going to brag a bit but this took 3rd place!
In a TV studio, there’s a set with two couches. A stunning brunette woman smartly dressed sits on the one and a blonde man wearing jeans and two layers of shirts sits on the other.
The camera zooms in on to the woman’s face and she starts to speak.
Madame X: Welcome to "spnland Talks", I’m your host, Madame X, and currently I have in the hot seat- the angel of the hour- the prince of darkness himself- Lucifer.
Lucifer: Hello Madame X. It’s great to be here. Thanks for having me.
MX: It’s my pleasure. I’ve heard recently that you’ve just been released from the deep bellows of hell. Are you happy to be out and about topside?
L: I’m quite thrilled as a matter of fact. Now is a great time to show the humans of this fine earth what they’ve been doing wrong and to rule over them. My father took quite a liking to them and unfortunately in my opinion that was highly misplaced and honestly they don’t deserve anything and they’ve taken too much advantage of His good graces. It’s about time that they learn that we, angels, come first and foremost.
MX: Alright. How are you going to carry out your plans?
L: Well, there was a slight hitch in my plans when my vessel, Sam Winchester, ended up not being where he should have been waiting for me to convince him to give me his consent to use him. I did get angry that I had to resort to my second vessel *indicates his body* which hadn’t been specially prepared for me. But no matter, I like tough challenges. But once I do get a hold of Sam Winchester, I plan on ridding the world from most of the humans and just keeping some around as pets or slaves.
MX: Sounds like a good plan. Although, I hear that there are some angels who want to get kill you off in the hopes that it will leave them with a brand new world. What do you say to that?
L: *to the camera* Good luck *winks* I’m here to stay especially as soon as I find one elusive Sam Winchester. *to MX* don’t you hate it when you know there’s the perfect suit out there waiting for you and you can’t find it? *growls in slight frustration*
MX: *starting to become a little uncomfortable* Yes, I guess so…but I hear that your big brother Michael is on his way to help those angels. Doesn’t that make you a little nervous?
L: I’ll be honest, a small part of me is slightly nervous. But then I think of how badly his angel minions aren’t succeeding in forcing his vessel, Dean Winchester, to give his consent. You see, I take the more subtle route of convincing my vessels that it’s in their best interest to give their consent without any of the pesky threats that just make the vessels more determined NOT to give their consent. So there's no real concern on my part that Michael will get his vessel.
MX: So besides hunting down Sam Winchester, what have you been doing? Doing some sightseeing?
L: Oh yes, I just got back from the Middle East where the weather was great and the people were so accommodating and so friendly. Next week, I’m going to Africa to check out the atmosphere there. I’m quite excited actually. *smiles*
MX: I hope that you have a great time in Africa. It was nice chatting with you. *to the camera* that’s all we have time for unfortunately. Please join us next week for "spnland Talks" when we talk to yet another angel- Castiel.