THE ACTUAL FLAILING PSYCHOTIC OMG CONSATO POST

Jul 08, 2008 00:32

I HAVE BREATHING ABILITY.

FOR THE MOST PART.

OJENWJENWJENWKJEN.

I BOUGHT THE PAMPHLET AND OH MY GOD REMEMBER THAT PICTURE I SAID WAS MY FAVORITE PICTURE OF SUBARU EVER? THE ONE WHERE HE'S LYING ON HIS SIDE WITH THE YELLOW SUNGLASSES AND

FORGET IT.

THIS ONE IS BETTER.

GOD.

I'LL TAKE PICTURES OF IT AND UPLOAD THEM IF SOMEONE ELSE DOESN'T COVER IT FIRST BUT.

WET AND WEARING THAT NECKLACE AND HIS HAIR AND OMG HIS EYES AND HOW DOES HE NOT HURT HIMSELF BEING THAT SEXY.

SERIOUSLY.

I'M GOING TO LEAVE OUT SO MUCH BUT I'LL UPDATE AGAIN WHEN I THINK OF STUFF.

THIS IS TOTALLY GOING TO BE A SPARKLY POST.

AS IF YOU EXPECTED ANYTHING LESS FROM ME. *BEAMS*

AWLEKNAWENAWJKENAWEJKNAWKJENAWEJKAWNEJKAWBEAWBEJA.

STARING GAME LATER. I'M BUILDING UP TO IT.

FIRST OF ALL, THEY PLAYED NANIWA.

YOU ALL KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WHINING THAT THEY NEVER PERFORM NANIWA ANYMORE.

AND I WHINED ABOUT IT TO CEL-CHAN RIGHT BEFORE THE CON BEGAN.

SO THERE WAS THIS ONE PART, RIGHT. OHKURA IS ONSTAGE ALONE WITH THE GIIIIIIANT TAIKO DRUM AND I THINK, HOLY SHIT IT'S NANIWA. IT'S FUCKING NANIWA. FINALLY NANIWA. NANIWA!!!

IT WAS MUGENDAI. WHICH WAS ALSO AWESOME.

BUT STILL.

SO THEN. LIKE. NOT TWO SONGS LATER...

THEY CLIMB ABOARD THESE BIZARRE LOOKING MOVING CONTRAPTIONS.

AND NANIWA STARTS.

I SHRIEKED SO LOUD OH MY GOD.

NANIWA!

I HEARD IT LIVE. LIVE. GOD. SO HAPPY.

BEST SONG EVER EVER EVER.

AND DURING NANIWA.

YASU STUCK HIS TONGUE OUT AT ME. AND WAVED. BECAUSE HE IS THE MOST ADORABLE HUMAN BEING ALIVE. ♥

He, Subaru and Hina were on one float, and Subaru was messing around with throwing his head back and singing like the diva he is, so he wasn't waving to the fans. Hina was turned toward the inside of the stadium. YASU HOWEVER. YASU SAW ME. I WILL BE SHALLOW AND ADMIT I LOVE HIM A LITTLE MORE NOW THAT HE'S STUCK HIS TONGUE OUT AT ME. LIKE. SMILING IS COOL AND ALL BUT THAT WAS PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST ADORABLE THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN HIM DO. AND IT'S YASU. HE HAD HIS NOSE ALL WRINKLED UP AND HIS EYES CLOSED. AKEAKWJEN. YASU WHY ARE YOU SO ADORABLE HOW DO YOU DO IT.

AND THEN YOKO, MARU, OHKURA AND RYO'S FLOAT CAME BY. AND YOKO SAW MY SIGN. AND POINTED AT ME. AND I NEARLY DIED. HE HAD THIS BIG CHEESY GRIN ON HIS FACE AND THE LIGHT WAS DIRECTLY BEHIND HIM SO I COULD SEE HIM PERFECTLY AND HE IS SUCH AN ADORABLE GEEK I LOVE HIM.

OH OH OH AND I NEED TO MENTION THIS.

They have a new song. *______* I have no idea what it's called and the only lyric I remember is "Get me out of here" in English but omg. WITHOUT QUESTION it is my second favorite Eito song of all time. AND THIS IS FROM HEARING IT ONCE. God DAMN, guys, KEEP THAT UP.

OH OH GOD.

I HAVE TO.

OMG.

YASU'S GUITAR SOLO.

GUYS.

GUYS.

I CAN'T EXPRESS ENOUGH. HOW MUCH. HE ROCKS. BECAUSE HE DOES. SO HARD. I LITERALLY STOOD THERE THE WHOLE TIME WITH MY MOUTH OPEN. HE'S INCREDIBLE. LIKE. I COULDN'T LOOK AWAY. I WANT TO LEARN THE GUITAR SO BADLY, AND THEN HE HAD TO GO AND DO THAT AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE MOST AMAZING EXPERIENCE IN THE WORLD.

THE WAY SUBARU LOOKS SINGING, YASU LOOKS WITH THAT GUITAR.

GOD.

HE'S SO INCREDIBLE.

YOU ROCK, DUDE. I LOVE YOU. ♥♥♥♥

ANKJWNEJKAWNEKJAWE.

HINA.

OKAY SO.

FOR SOME REASON, OHKURA STARTED CHASING HINA AROUND THE OUTER RIM. EXCEPT THAT HINA IS CRAZILY AND STUPIDLY FAST AND HE TORE HALFWAY AROUND THE DOME IN THE TIME IT TOOK OHKURA TO MAKE SIX PACES. AND WHILE HINA WAS BOUNCING UP AND DOWN ON STAGE ALL GIDDY BECAUSE HE'S INSANE AND INHUMANLY FAST OHKURA DECIDED TO CHILL ON HIS KNEES FOR A FEW MINUTES. AND THEN HE HAD TO GET UP AND WALK BACK TO THE STAGE SO THEY COULD DO THE NEXT BIT. CASUALLY WAVING TO HIS ADORING PUBLIC WHO THINK IT'S ENDEARING THAT HE'S PERSISTENTLY, ADORABLY FAIL.

DESIRE.

OH MY.

GOD.

DESIRE.

I HEARD IT IN FANCAM BUT I WASN'T REALLY IMPRESSED. BUT HEARING IT LIVE. I LOVE. THAT SONG. SO MUCH. OMG. GUYS. COLLABORATE ALWAYS. I DON'T EVEN CARE IF YOU HAVE SEX BEHIND THE SCENES. JUST MAKE MUSIC FOREVER AND EVER.

FOR REAL. THAT'S THE BEST PART ABOUT KANJANI8. THEY'RE RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME INDIVIDUALLY AND TOGETHER. AND THEY ALL TOTALLY ADORE EACH OTHER IN THIS ADORABLE THIRD-GRADE BOY WAY.

HINA: [SMACKS YOKO]
YOKO: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
HINA: FIVE MINUTES FROM NOW.
YOKO: YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO PREEMPTIVE HITTING.
HINA: [SMACKS YOKO]
YOKO: WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE?
HINA: THAT WAS FOR NOW.

AND JUST LIKE. I LOVE THEM. XDDDD

SUBARU AND RYO HAD A MOMENT. DURING...MISETEKURE? I DON'T REMEMBER. IT WAS A ROCKISH SONG. AND WHILE SUBARU WAS SINGING, RYO GOT ALL CLOSE TO HIM AND THEN CARESSED HIS FACE. OKAY. MAYBE NOT CARESS. MAYBE SOMETHING LIKE STROKE OR FUCKING FONDLE WOULD BE MORE APPROPRIATE. AND HE WAS TOTALLY SMIRKING BECAUSE HE'S SUCH A DORK WHEN IT COMES TO FANSERVICE. SUBARU WAS AMUSED. I THINK HE TRIED TO BITE HIM AFTER, TOO.

♥ MY FAVORITE, EVERYONE. ♥

OKAY SO THEN.

I DON'T THINK RYO SAW MY SIGN, BECAUSE I HAD MY SUBARU UCHIWA IN FRONT OF IT WHEN HE RAN PAST BUT HE DID THAT TURNING-YOUR-HEAD-AS-YOU-RUN THING AND I CRACKED UP BECAUSE THAT KID HAS INCREDIBLE GAIJIN RADAR. ALONG WITH YASU AND SUBARU AND HINA, WE SAW THE MOST OF HIM. AND HE KEPT LOOKING. HE'S SO CUTE. I COULD JUST SEE HIM ALL GIDDY ABOUT GAIJIN FANS.

OH. Okay! SO. THE MC. I'm really proud I got some of it!

Yoko talked for most of it (SHOKKU) and I could get snatches of it, and a lot of words, but Cel-chan had to help me with grammar. Apparently he and Maru were in an elevator or something and this old man and his granddaughter recognized Maru, but not Yoko. And then something about Korea. This is what I got:

Yoko said the old man had no idea who he was and said, "Who are you?"

And then as they were leaving, the old man said, "Bye, Maruyama-san!"

♥ OH YOKO. XD

And then he bitched about lousy service in a restaurant where they kept him waiting forever and then to make up for it, they brought him mango pudding.

Of course, the way Yoko told it, it was more like,

"And then they brought me mango pudding. THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TO COMPENSATE."

I love the way Yoko tells stories. XD He was totally like a flaily, goofy Lewis Black. (BLACK. SEE. KORETTE DESTINY?)

IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I MENTIONED SUBARU SO LET'S GO AGAIN.

He was ADORABLE and GORGEOUS AND I LOVE HIM TO THE ENDS OF MY ENDLESS IMAGINATION.

I LOVE HIM EVEN MORE THAN I DID BEFORE.

I'M SO FAR FROM KIDDING.

He's getting better with looking at fans! He looked at a few people! He threw his signboard and he looked to see who caught it and then he waved at her and smiled without falling down and going into shock! So proud. ♥ Granted, he doesn't maintain eye contact for very long.

UNLESS YOU'RE HOLDING A GIANT GLITTERY UCHIWA THAT SAYS YOU'RE FROM NEW YORK NEXT TO AN UCHIWA WITH HIS FACE ON IT.

*BEAMS*

OKAY SO THIS. THIS WAS AMAZING.

BECAUSE.

AWENKJAWNEW. THIS FONT IS TOO SMALL.

HE KEPT PASSING BY OUR SECTION. LIKE, HE PASSED US ABOUT SIX OR SEVEN TIMES AND I WAS GOING CRAZY BECAUSE HE WAS ALWAYS SINGING OR RUNNING BACK TO THE STAGE AND NOT LOOKING AT ANYONE AND HE'S SO GORGEOUS AND I SAW HIM BACKFLIP IN PERSON HEEEE AND THEN

THEN

THE ENCORE

I FORGET WHICH ONE IT WAS BUT

HE CAME TO OUR SECTION AND STOPPED AND WAS WAVING TO US. AND THEN.

HE SAW ME.

HE FEWNAKJWENAJKWENKJE LOOKED AT ME. AND THE UCHIWA.

AND THEN ME AGAIN.

AND HE STARED.

I WAS SO CLOSE TO SPRAINING EVERY MUSCLE IN MY FACE.

I WAS GRINNING LIKE CRAZY.

AND HE STARTED TO GRIN AND THEN HE HAD TO RUN BACK TO THE STAGE.

I GIGGLED LIKE CRAZY WHEN HE WAS GONE. AND BOUNCED. A LOT. LIKE. UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN.

HE MAKES ME TWELVE.

I'M SO VERY IN LOVE WITH HIM IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. XDDD

AND THAT. THAT WAS TOKYO DOME.

♥♥♥ URESHIIIIII!!! ♥♥♥

THANK YOU SO MUCH, CEL-CHAN. I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH YOU. :D WE DEFINITELY HAVE TO HANG OUT IN OSAKA BEFORE SHIZUOKA-THAT-ISN'T-ACTUALLY-SHIZUOKA.

AND TSUKI-CHAN, HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR YOU I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO GO AT ALL. ♥♥♥ THANK YOU SO, SO MUCH. I WISH YOU COULD HAVE BEEN THERE. ♥!

ILANA! RISSA!

FUKUI!!!

FUUUUUUKUUUUIIIIIIII!!!

(Psst! Rissa! I won't be able to make it Friday night. I feel bad for ditching my host family on what was practically the first day, and they were so nice about it, so I'd like to make it up to them. I'm really sorry! Saturday night is totally a go, though! ♥!!! IT'LL BE EVEN MORE AMAZING IN FUKUI. THE SMALLER VENUES ALWAYS ROCK OUT LOUD. :D)

♥♥♥ I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU BOTH! ♥♥♥

♥♥♥ 関ジャニ∞ が だいすき!!! ♥♥♥
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