I think someone, some adult-type person so Big G don't get mad, should come with me to the Wilderness. I heard there's a dragon there, and I wanna ride it! I'll be taking offers from whoever, and I promise I'll defend you! I'm a good fighter, just ask someone who saw me kicking zombie butt ( Read more... )

I dun wike dis! I's having twoubwe wif my wawkies! I's gotta cwawl pwaces if I's dun wanna wait fow Big G to bwing me! I twied pwaying wif my swowd but I's couwdn't howd it and wave it when I was twying to stand and wawk ( Read more... )

I wearned wots of new words! People seemed weal mad, and I twied expwaining dat my widdwe fingies make writing weal hard! Anyway, I wanna know what all dees words mean! Big G and Chimney and Meanyhead were writing weal fast but I twied to keep up ( Read more... )