Struggling for an upside.

[pink_siamese]

I feel like a slug that someone has touched---all contracted up and just waiting for the finger to depart so I can fucking relax.

I have no idea when these people will be leaving. I'm horrified at the thought of them being here through the weekend, let alone beyond that and into next week. I can't even ponder the idea, because if it happens it will

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[steve98052]

At least you don't feel like a slug that someone has salted!

[shadowconn]

doggone . . . . That was my thought - salt . . like rock salt.

[pink_siamese]

Yeah...this is true. It could always be worse.

[kittymay]

I was about to say that!

[tamago23]

LMAO, I love that I've infected you with air-spanky Smutler. ;)

[pink_siamese]

OMG...it was AWFUL. I'm sitting there, and then I start laughing, and then I bite my lips so I won't laugh, which just makes me snicker even harder, and then I just let it all burst out and covered my face, at which point my dad just gives me this weird look. So I explain to him what I'm laughing about, but I leave out the meaty part (basically I said "Robin said this thing to me on the phone the other night, and the BCWW part of this song is making me think of it, and now I can't stop laughing"...he didn't need details, and I told him so, and he laughed and agreed). Finally the song ends, and I'm so glad, because I might've rolled around on the floor and laughed until I cried, and restaurants generally frown on that sort of behavior. Even Denny's. :-P

[tamago23]

Dude, we got the bum's rush out of so many Denny's back in the days when we'd hit them at 7am after a rave, a big crowd of post-dancing-stinky candy-clad ravers dying for key lime pie... LOL. Good times, good times. ;)

Glad your dad knows enough to let well enough alone, although I admit the thought of you possibly trying to demonstrate gives me serious lulz!

[pink_siamese]

Me too. I'm not the praying kind, really, but I figure it can't hurt...