This is all your fault Associated Press! You too other Newspapers....

[piney61]

First off, in case you somehow stumble across this via Google or whatever(which I am seriously going to ask why were you actively searching for this and what keywords you were using), this is all heavy heavy parody. I have a warped sense of humor that sometimes is taken literally for reasons beyond me(I think it's the dry yet over the top(seriously

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[piney61]

Now more than ever my icon makes perfect sense

It is so very wrong....I really need like a big heaping helping of brain bleach. AP Wire seriously needs to look into the mental health of us all. Because this? Cannot happen again.

Not fifty but close enough :P

[mslauren2930]

OMG THE DODGER BLUE! NO! JOE! NO! MY HEART BREAKS INTO A MILLION LITTLE PIECES EVERY TIME I SEE HIM IN THE DODGER BLUE. :(

it doesn't help that he's from Brooklyn and that he was a Dodger fan growing up. :( why Joe? why of all the open managing vacancies did you choose the Dodgers??????? WHY JOE WHY? MY HEART WEEPS WITH PAIN.

[piney61]

:( well he did grow up a Dodgers fan, as you said, but I agree it is weird when you see them in different uniforms. I still get a little weirded out when I see Trot Nixon in another uniform.

[mslauren2930]

another team I could handle. but not the Dodgers. I've got the Yankees fan-Dodger hate thing going. plus, I was raised by a New York baseball Giants fan so we never threw any love to the Dodgers. :(

but I love these pictures of Joe and Tito. BFFs always!!!

[piney61]

I'm getting a lot of DO NOT WANT reactions to it. Which is kinda funny.

[jollygreenpear]

oh god I just went to look at these on yahoo and such and I was thinking how WRONG these pics all looked.

WHY DO WE KEEP LOSING

[piney61]

It's the baby Sox/scrubinis that lose. Not the actual team itself.

Also, I thought the same thing and was like "OMG WTF?!" because seriously...it's like something out of a bad fanfic

[jollygreenpear]

I'm spoiled and still like to win :(

*shudders* and it's all because he changed uniforms.

[piney61]

Oh and Gordon Edes did not help matters at all. I mean he made it sound like they were star crossed lovers at last reunited:

When Terry Francona sees Joe Torre here this afternoon in Dodger Blue, he's likely to do something he couldn't have imagined when Torre still wore pinstripes.

"I'm glad he's in the National League," Francona said. I feel like I can put my arm around him. He'll probably start yelling at me."

Such a fraternal gesture would have been out of place, Francona said, in the crucible of the Red Sox-Yankees rivalry.

"I never went out there to the batting cage," Francona said. "I just didn't want to put him in that position. People don't want to see that."

*passes the brain bleach*

[mstieforlife]

*twitch* DO NOT WANT.

I hope Dougie had the chance to give DLowe a wedgie or two...

[piney61]

SOrry...if I get disturbed I take everybody else down with me!

Also, I think he more along the lines of peed in his locker

[mstieforlife]

It's all good, so long as Dougie's being Dougie.

[piney61]

He probalby farted on his pillow too...so Lowe will now get pinkeye

[agentpoptart]

[piney61]

This may have almost outgayed Papelbon

[agentpoptart]

That shit kills me.

Part of me wonders if that thing got tangled in his chest hairs.

[mslauren2930]

now this comment is made of win!