FIC: Frat Boy 9: 'You Think I'm Weird, You Should Meet My Parents' (R)

[thalialunacy]

Title: Frat Boy 9: You Think I'm Weird, You Should Meet My Parents
Author: Thalia (thalialunacy)
Rating: R for language and sexual situations.
Length: 1,455 words.
Summary: Chris takes Karl home to the fam for a holiday dinner.
Warnings: Crack. Non-monogamous relationships. Embarrassing parents. Distinct lack of plot and porn.
Disclaimer: I MADE ALL THIS SHIT

Comments

[sangueuk]

THIS is what was missing from my Christmas! Urbine fans really need to pool together enough money to keep you so you don't have to work and can write daily moments between these two so I can breathe!

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition," Chris mutters into his beer.

Karl laughs, delighted. "I knew there was a reason I kept you." *snorfle*

Mrs Pine was hilarious! Thanks, bb - utterly lovely as ever!

[thalialunacy]

hahahah awwww MAN that would be AWESOME. You're too good to me already, though. <3333333

[aliassmith]

Am experiencing massive girl!boner over Chris's mom.

There are hearts in my eyes right now. HEARTS.

(It's surprisingly less painful than it sounds.)

[thalialunacy]

lolol well I can't imagine her being anything other than awesome, and as a preacher's kid I've always been told shrink's kids are just about as crazy-made by their parents' professions. XB So I just ran with it. Hee. Glad you liked it! :D:D:D <3

[elanorofcastile]

I have to say, I just made some ridiculous sounds at the mention of Pit. I feel a bit silly :P

[thalialunacy]

YES! SO GLAD I'm not the only one out there who knows of Pit. My fam played it all through my childhood. And my dad used to sit in his easy chair and read books and be generally oblivious to everything, lol.

<3

[treksnoopy]

OMG-this made my morning!

Why aren't you wearing pants when answering the door?! Knew this was going to be fantastic
"Only two martinis so far?" always best for interrogation
flavored condoms and a stuffed koala perfect gifts from your parents
"So are you sure they're your children?" I think I'm in love with his mom
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition," I definitely ♥ you!
Sheep fucker Feeling the love
"Did you just… did you just call my mother a Vulcan?"
Karl shrugs. "She kept saying 'fascinating'!" *facepalm*

[thalialunacy]

Hee, thank you for reading and leaving this awesome comment, bb! I really appreciate it. ♥

[norfolkdumpling]

Except it's not too silly - this is the only Monty Python icon I have!

In fact, it's just the right amount of silly. It's the silly-ideal. Wikipedia should have an entry on 'Perfectly Silly' and just post a link to this fic under it. See also the entries for 'Funny', 'Cute' and 'Just Made My Day a Thousand Times Better'.

I think I may actually be a bit in love with your Chris and Karl. Like proper hearts-in-eyes and fluttery tummy in love. And maybe also a tiny bit with Gwynne. *g*

And it goes without saying that I know for sure I ♥ you, right? :D

[thalialunacy]

Hahaha whatever that's always a good icon, ALWAYS.

I for SURE ♥ you right back, bb. FOR SURE. <33333