[Voice]

[pimpinwings]

[Sup, Luceti? You lightweights might freak out at the sight of nudes in your 4chan'd journals, but Zelos fears no nudity. That's right, Zelos is just paging through /h/ and having a good time of it.

It's clear that he comes across a picture he likes when he whistles. Dayum, girl.]

...I wonder if people can even bend like that?

Comments

[boomchucka]

Whaaaaaaat?! You actually like that stuff?!

[pimpinwings]

Crap, it was recording?

It's kind of like an EC wreck, you just can't look away.

[boomchucka]

Of course it was recording!

An EC wreck? What's that?

[pimpinwings]

Didn't think I hit the button. Oh well.

Got any vehicles on your world?

/obligatory

[markofthewise]

Well uh... Bending isn't really all that unusual where I come from.

/win

[pimpinwings]

I mean more like the physical bending, not the bending from your world.

Unless you guys are like, super bendy, too.

[markofthewise]

... oh. Like Ty Lee. She's pretty bendable. Well... not lately. But usually.

[pimpinwings]

Yeah, that kind of bending. I dunno, most of this just looks physically impossible to do.

[corrinesbell]

[silent. And deadly. You do not notice yet.]

[pimpinwings]

[Snort.]

Man, where do they even get the idea that I can do that? Looks so uncomfortable.

[corrinesbell]

[because she's feeling particularly dangerous, he will feel juuuuust the corner of an ice-element card against the back of his neck]

[pimpinwings]

[Well, here comes the murdering he anticipated once he found out he'd left it on record. He can't totally prevent himself from jumping, but he closes the journal as calmly as he can.]

This is gonna suck.

[Voice]

[lezareno_prez]

Do I want to know what you have discovered today, Chosen?

[Voice]

[pimpinwings]

No, you probably don't.

[Voice]

[lezareno_prez]

I wasn't aware the library had that sort of reading material.

[Voice]

[pimpinwings]

I don't think it does. I think the Malnosso are just screwing around with the journals and other things.

[captain_in_you]

You're enjoying it too, huh? [Jack's been browsing /h/, /d/, and /y/ himself, so...]

[pimpinwings]

Someone has to. Buncha prudes.

[captain_in_you]

Seriously. You'd think they'd never seen anything like it before.

...though some of these, I gotta admit, they're pretty creative.

[pimpinwings]

Pretty damn weird is more like it. I don't even know how some of these work.