To Draco

[pimpdaddymalfoy]

Draco, my son, we haven't spent nearly as much time together as we should.

Therefore we are going bowling this weekend.

Nothing you say will get you out of it.

Comments

[gtfopotter]

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Father. Are you sure you want to indulge in disgusting muggle activities? I would much rather go to a Quidditch match or talk over green tea.

(OOC: GODDAMMIT I LOVE YOU. if dear lucius manages to convince him, we'll just have to log it. 8Db)

[pimpdaddymalfoy]

I've been reading the "Guide To Parenting Awkward Teenagers" and it says the best activity to achieve parent-child bonding is to go bowling. Muggle or not, the book says it's the best way.

So find some nice shoes because you're going.

Besides, I need something to get my mind off your mother.

[gtfopotter]

Oh, Merlin. I am not bowling with you, Father. Are you out of your mind? Muggles, Father. They're going to be all over the place.

I'll do anything else with you. I promise.

[pimpdaddymalfoy]

This is why we're going bowling. You obviously show no respect for me, Draco. I'm your father and what I say goes. We will be going bowling whether you like the idea or not, and you will enjoy yourself. Do I make myself clear?

[in_his_honor]

Have fun, Lucius.

It would be rather terrible if any of you got injured.