If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE
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You remember the time your car had that flat tire and we went on tour with Kiss? Well the reason I was looking at him that was was b/c of his tounge mmmmm.
I kept hinting to you that I wanted to have sex but seems you were to buzy rocking out with the guys and didnt notice the fact I paraded around you in the skimpiest outfit I owned and had written on my ass with a marker to please insert here.
I remember when we fought that yakuza family using our unarmed combat techniques. I was so imporessed with your high kicks, and do you remember the judo throws that I got in??
do you remember that time that you and i actually met? ha, that was a good time. then we were walking out of the restaurant and i dropped something out of my purse so i bent over to pick it up and you hit my ass? i was surprised so i hit yours back! and you hit me back again and we kept going and giggling...then the manager walked by and asked us to leave -- telling us to get a room?
ha, good times that i DONT REMEMBER because i got to MAKE IT UP! haha!
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what the hell were you doing with all those dildos in the first place? 8P
(btw, are you on any messaging progs?)
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I kept hinting to you that I wanted to have sex but seems you were to buzy rocking out with the guys and didnt notice the fact I paraded around you in the skimpiest outfit I owned and had written on my ass with a marker to please insert here.
For shame..
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man, it was fun being the crime boss after that!
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Then everyone laughed as we walked out.
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ha, good times that i DONT REMEMBER because i got to MAKE IT UP! haha!
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