i'm a one-man band, gonna carry out my master plan
One of those archive things you see all the cool kids playing around with. These are fic deemed sexy enough to be posted on LJ (for other places, see this post here). Newest fic on top, i.e. don't read the ones near the bottom and we're cool.
Recently edited keep shitty computer from self-imploding every time I try to load the page. Order fandom, oneshotwonders, multimelodics. * = sex (I usually don't go above R), ** = short bursts of insanity, keep note of any green font.
*If you can't reach the old chapters of school!AU, just ask~. Friending me randomly will not grant you access. Usually.*
Hetalia's
oneshot
come happy, come prepared. r, turkeygreece, 2000
You can even come without your underwear.
softly treading softly. no (real) rating, belahungary, 1500
Are you picking up what I'm putting down?
To the well-organized mind. pg gen, prussiaustria, 1600
I'm just another face in your chapel hall.
like a burst of flavor in your mouth. pg-15, giripan, 2100
just wait until the clouds fall out of the sky.
singing from a mile across the skies. pg-15, chinamerica, 2872
Believe in nothing.
for when there is nowhere left to go. r, giripan, 1510
the place in the middle of the street where the contract ends and your life begins.
i'm riding on a one-horse sleigh. pg-13. belarussia, 1170
and wherever you go, i'll be there at christmastime.
Johnny's
oneshot
To all the surrogate veterans. pg, ohmiya/arashi gen, 1304.
Thirty square miles of scorched earth in the middle of Death Valley. Two young soldiers who have lived a thousand years.
gravities. pg-15, ryoshige, 5500.
Ryo sees them, not once but twice. AU.
conversation with the television. pg-13, ryoshige, 1111.
Perfect relationships occur in a world where there isn't any television.
multi
school!AU
meaning, that awful thing where everyone goes to high school together, rub their dicks together, and smoke stuff that they shouldn't. foreals. starring; koyama keiichiro as delusional twit number one, kato shigeaki as delusional twit number two, nishikido ryo as delusional twit number three, and yamashita tomohisa as their drug dealer. also contains a fair share of awkward sex, awkward dialogue, and indecent amount of plot and twisted references that (in any other setting) could have been considered educational. yeah, shit.
THE X-FACTOR (Koyama); mostly pg-13, ryoshige+koyaryo, 6600 words total.
| prologue | one | two | three | four* |
Koyama chronicles stolen intellect and stolen hearts.
ECOLOGY OF THE AFRICAN SAVANNA (Shige); mostly pg-13, koyashige+ryoshige, 9700 words total.
| one | two | three | four | five* | six |
Shige fails to learn his zoo animals. Pi is an elephant.
GAME THEORY ~IN OTHER WORDS~ (Yamapi); mostly pg, koyapi+ryoshige, ongoing
| one | two | three | four |
Yamapi is an elephant who can tunnel under mountains.
KAT-TUN spinoff (Ueda)
I wandered lonely as a cloud | two. pg-13, ryoda+jinda, 3369.
Ueda Tatsuya isn't known as the school slut for nothing.
loving koyama (aka super angst is superbly angstful)
mostly pg, koyaryo+koyapi, on hiatus
| prologue | str. 1 | str. 2 |
Where the presence of mentality is pondered.
drabblings
what happens in wonderland stays in wonderland**. pg-13, polypairing, 3040
NEWS-in-Wonderland!crack
Naruto's
oneshot
lack the luster. r, sasunaru, 7100
He has a knack for flipping relationships around like pancakes, all the while teaching you how to grow a garden.
Forgettable 800. no rating, sasusai, 884
He just doesn't like the way Sai paints.
The Pop Is Dead; Long Live The Superflat. pg-15, deidara/whore + deidara/kurotsuchi, 5010.
But if it burns, he's a pyromaniac.
I like my girls with their sunny sides up. pg-13, chouji/girls, 2300.
Chouji learned to wax poetics in his mother's kitchen.
Seishun Amigos**. pg, team7/neji/lee crack, 800.
The true meaning of seishun, without the plastic pig keychains.
Just a wind away from happy | two | revised edition. pg-15, sasunaru, 4806.
Sasuke drinks coffee, Naruto waits.
drabblings
caterpillar rings, electric bills and victoria's secret**
(5; deidara/ino, kakashi/anko, sasuke/naruto, shikamaru/ino, sasuke/suigetsu)
Percy's
oneshot
ハミングバード (HUMMING BIRD)*** one | two. nc-17, lukenico+percabeth+thaliannabeth+others, 17000 fuckin' words
This is a phenomenon that usually occurs later in the year.
Canadians do it better** [rpf]. r, logan lerman/justin beaver bieber, 830, some horrendous shit girls and boys
Logan has fun being a bully. >>also posted to my journal.
Slippery when drunk. pg-15, percyluke, 2487.
Luke drives a taxi to the end of the world.
Silent Element
pg-13, thaliapercyannabeth, can you dig it?
Silent Wind
The one where Percy decides to own up, and Annabeth plays it out.
Silent Rain
The one where Thalia tries to live in the past, but only ends up packing up her bags.
Silent Storm
The one where Annabeth plays a wedding crasher with an unhealthy obsession for knives.
drabblings
latvian gambits and sungods**
(3; annabeth/ron weasley, thalia/huntress, percy/apollo)
Ryoma's
oneshot
he found you on a glass floor bleeding diamonds. pg-13, perfectlyroyallythrill, 5330.
Fuji Syuusuke didn't know that he could bleed diamonds, either.
escape velocity. pg-13, zaizen/oshitari kenya, 2009.
As if Kenya's words aren't difficult to put into thoughts, already.
IM~PE~TUS ("i'll make you crazy before you cry"). pg-15, niou/oshitari yuushi, 2588.
The one where Yuushi’s batshit crazy enough to name a toilet and Niou gets turned on by Yuushi’s crap, in a much more literal sense.
Remember Me. pg-13, royal, 2117.
Atobe throws an extravagant party and goes around scaring people in his crazy outfit. No, not really.
Verbal Abuse in the Minor
There is no beginning, no end. Just one wish. Tezuka, stay gold, even after I die.
END. pg-15, perfect, 5243.
BEGIN. pg-15, perfect+het, 4991.
Miscellany
REsetPLAY (fma); mostly pg-15, roy/ed roy/riza ed/winry, 10577 words total. completed
A heart is nothing but four chambers and a rhythm.
| one | two | three* | four |
Pacific Ocean, Telephone Line (fma); pg, roy/riza, 1500
He had her at hello.
withinreach* (kpop/DBSK). r, jaeho, 1500.
jaejoong doesn't like his management very much (at all) and yunho is disappointed, but only by proxy.
Mostly everything on here is reposted from my ffn alias. There's more shit that I haven't bothered to share on LJ, and it's all over there.
This is still under construction. D8
Recently edited keep shitty computer from self-imploding every time I try to load the page. Order fandom, oneshotwonders, multimelodics. * = sex (I usually don't go above R), ** = short bursts of insanity, keep note of any green font.
*If you can't reach the old chapters of school!AU, just ask~. Friending me randomly will not grant you access. Usually.*
Hetalia's
oneshot
come happy, come prepared. r, turkeygreece, 2000
You can even come without your underwear.
softly treading softly. no (real) rating, belahungary, 1500
Are you picking up what I'm putting down?
To the well-organized mind. pg gen, prussiaustria, 1600
I'm just another face in your chapel hall.
like a burst of flavor in your mouth. pg-15, giripan, 2100
just wait until the clouds fall out of the sky.
singing from a mile across the skies. pg-15, chinamerica, 2872
Believe in nothing.
for when there is nowhere left to go. r, giripan, 1510
the place in the middle of the street where the contract ends and your life begins.
i'm riding on a one-horse sleigh. pg-13. belarussia, 1170
and wherever you go, i'll be there at christmastime.
Johnny's
oneshot
To all the surrogate veterans. pg, ohmiya/arashi gen, 1304.
Thirty square miles of scorched earth in the middle of Death Valley. Two young soldiers who have lived a thousand years.
gravities. pg-15, ryoshige, 5500.
Ryo sees them, not once but twice. AU.
conversation with the television. pg-13, ryoshige, 1111.
Perfect relationships occur in a world where there isn't any television.
multi
school!AU
meaning, that awful thing where everyone goes to high school together, rub their dicks together, and smoke stuff that they shouldn't. foreals. starring; koyama keiichiro as delusional twit number one, kato shigeaki as delusional twit number two, nishikido ryo as delusional twit number three, and yamashita tomohisa as their drug dealer. also contains a fair share of awkward sex, awkward dialogue, and indecent amount of plot and twisted references that (in any other setting) could have been considered educational. yeah, shit.
THE X-FACTOR (Koyama); mostly pg-13, ryoshige+koyaryo, 6600 words total.
| prologue | one | two | three | four* |
Koyama chronicles stolen intellect and stolen hearts.
ECOLOGY OF THE AFRICAN SAVANNA (Shige); mostly pg-13, koyashige+ryoshige, 9700 words total.
| one | two | three | four | five* | six |
Shige fails to learn his zoo animals. Pi is an elephant.
GAME THEORY ~IN OTHER WORDS~ (Yamapi); mostly pg, koyapi+ryoshige, ongoing
| one | two | three | four |
Yamapi is an elephant who can tunnel under mountains.
KAT-TUN spinoff (Ueda)
I wandered lonely as a cloud | two. pg-13, ryoda+jinda, 3369.
Ueda Tatsuya isn't known as the school slut for nothing.
loving koyama (aka super angst is superbly angstful)
mostly pg, koyaryo+koyapi, on hiatus
| prologue | str. 1 | str. 2 |
Where the presence of mentality is pondered.
drabblings
what happens in wonderland stays in wonderland**. pg-13, polypairing, 3040
NEWS-in-Wonderland!crack
Naruto's
oneshot
lack the luster. r, sasunaru, 7100
He has a knack for flipping relationships around like pancakes, all the while teaching you how to grow a garden.
Forgettable 800. no rating, sasusai, 884
He just doesn't like the way Sai paints.
The Pop Is Dead; Long Live The Superflat. pg-15, deidara/whore + deidara/kurotsuchi, 5010.
But if it burns, he's a pyromaniac.
I like my girls with their sunny sides up. pg-13, chouji/girls, 2300.
Chouji learned to wax poetics in his mother's kitchen.
Seishun Amigos**. pg, team7/neji/lee crack, 800.
The true meaning of seishun, without the plastic pig keychains.
Just a wind away from happy | two | revised edition. pg-15, sasunaru, 4806.
Sasuke drinks coffee, Naruto waits.
drabblings
caterpillar rings, electric bills and victoria's secret**
(5; deidara/ino, kakashi/anko, sasuke/naruto, shikamaru/ino, sasuke/suigetsu)
Percy's
oneshot
ハミングバード (HUMMING BIRD)*** one | two. nc-17, lukenico+percabeth+thaliannabeth+others, 17000 fuckin' words
This is a phenomenon that usually occurs later in the year.
Canadians do it better** [rpf]. r, logan lerman/justin beaver bieber, 830, some horrendous shit girls and boys
Logan has fun being a bully. >>also posted to my journal.
Slippery when drunk. pg-15, percyluke, 2487.
Luke drives a taxi to the end of the world.
Silent Element
pg-13, thaliapercyannabeth, can you dig it?
Silent Wind
The one where Percy decides to own up, and Annabeth plays it out.
Silent Rain
The one where Thalia tries to live in the past, but only ends up packing up her bags.
Silent Storm
The one where Annabeth plays a wedding crasher with an unhealthy obsession for knives.
drabblings
latvian gambits and sungods**
(3; annabeth/ron weasley, thalia/huntress, percy/apollo)
Ryoma's
oneshot
he found you on a glass floor bleeding diamonds. pg-13, perfectlyroyallythrill, 5330.
Fuji Syuusuke didn't know that he could bleed diamonds, either.
escape velocity. pg-13, zaizen/oshitari kenya, 2009.
As if Kenya's words aren't difficult to put into thoughts, already.
IM~PE~TUS ("i'll make you crazy before you cry"). pg-15, niou/oshitari yuushi, 2588.
The one where Yuushi’s batshit crazy enough to name a toilet and Niou gets turned on by Yuushi’s crap, in a much more literal sense.
Remember Me. pg-13, royal, 2117.
Atobe throws an extravagant party and goes around scaring people in his crazy outfit. No, not really.
Verbal Abuse in the Minor
There is no beginning, no end. Just one wish. Tezuka, stay gold, even after I die.
END. pg-15, perfect, 5243.
BEGIN. pg-15, perfect+het, 4991.
Miscellany
REsetPLAY (fma); mostly pg-15, roy/ed roy/riza ed/winry, 10577 words total. completed
A heart is nothing but four chambers and a rhythm.
| one | two | three* | four |
Pacific Ocean, Telephone Line (fma); pg, roy/riza, 1500
He had her at hello.
withinreach* (kpop/DBSK). r, jaeho, 1500.
jaejoong doesn't like his management very much (at all) and yunho is disappointed, but only by proxy.
Mostly everything on here is reposted from my ffn alias. There's more shit that I haven't bothered to share on LJ, and it's all over there.
This is still under construction. D8