Hey Mami, You Sexy [oneshot]
Title: Hey Mami, You Sexy
Author: ixjaydee
Rating: R
Pairing: Myungsoo/Dongwoo, Dongwoo/Myungsoo, Dongwoo/Infinite
Genre: mild crack, sexy times all around
Disclaimer: Do not own. And I guess it’s a good thing I don’t if I’m writing stuff like this XD
Summary: Dongwoo is everyone’s mami.
AN;; LOL. I just. Okay, so I was talking about how Myungsoo looked gorgeous in their recent interview pictures. And then I started despairing about how he only likes girls with long, wavy hair. And compatable goes, LIKE CROSSDRESSING DONGWOO? And this was born.
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Hey Mami, You Sexy
--
The first time Infinite saw Dongwoo dressed in drag, Sunggyu had to go around and pick jaws up from the floor while Dongwoo hid in the bathroom to keep himself from crying from sheer embarrassment.
When he finally came back, there were hoots and cat calls from the other boys, except from Myungsoo. His eyes were firmly glued to the screen, watching Dongwoo talk and flip his wig around. He sat down in front of Myungsoo and laughed.
“I am a man! I’m all man! I just happen to make a pretty girl too.” Myungsoo grinned before shoving Dongwoo’s head.
“Yeah, you’re all man, alright. Look, you’re sitting with your legs open in that dress.” Laughter roared up again as Dongwoo buried his face into his hands.
--
Over the next few days, strange things were happening at the dorm. Woohyun packed more food into his lunch, and even arranged the peas in a heart shape once.
“Hey, Sunggyu. I think I got your lunch instead,” Dongwoo said, shoving the box towards Sunggyu. He took a glance at it and shook his head.
“I got a double heart today. At least I know why now.” Dongwoo stared at his lunch while Sunggyu laughed, patting him on the back. “I think he’s still got girl Dongwoo stuck in his head.”
--
Dance practice wasn’t much better. Hoya was pressed up against him the entire time. “Jeeze, Hoya. Could you back off a little bit? You’re breathing up all of my air.”
“Oh, my bad.” He separated from Dongwoo for a little bit until Dongwoo got distracted and went the wrong direction in the dance steps, crashing into Hoya again, sending them both to the floor. In the mess of tangled limbs and apologizes, Dongwoo felt something pressing into his thigh before he rolled off of Hoya.
“Ugh. Why in the world do you keep your phone with you when we’re practicing?” Hoya rolled over and mumbled something about needing to use the bathroom before he disappeared.
“What’re you talking about? His phone’s over there, next to yours.” Dongwoo blinked a few times before a thought dawned on him.
“Oh god.”
--
Dongwoo was watching TV when Sungjong came bouncing in with a box in his hands. “Dongwoo! Look what I got for you!” He held out a small white box with a red ribbon tied around it.
“What is it?” Dongwoo asked, eye the box as he slowly took it from the younger boy.
“Just open it and see!” Sungjong sat down next to Dongwoo with an expectant look in his eyes. Dongwoo raised an eyebrow at him before undoing the ribbon and opening the box.
“Earrings! I thought these were really pretty so I bought them for you!” Dongwoo blinked a few times at the dangling earring in the box.
“These are girl earrings.”
“Yeah! For whenever you go back on the show! You can wear these! I think they compliment your face better than those huge, dangling ones the stylist noonas give you.”
“I... thank you?” Sungjong smiled and pressed a kiss to his cheek.
“You’re welcome!” He bounced away before Dongwoo could say anything else.
--
Dongwoo was working on rap lyrics at the living room table. Sungyeol came in and sat down at the other end, immersed in his food. Dongwoo glanced up and saw him waving at him with noodles in his face before grinning and waving back.
As the music went on and Dongwoo got more and more into the lyrics, he didn’t notice Sungyeol scooting closer and closer until he was right beside, him with an empty bowl of ramen.
Dongwoo jerked in surprise and pulled out his earphones. “Sungyeol! What are you doing? What is with everyone this week? It’s like I’m- OH MY GOD.” Sungyeol suddenly leaned over and nipped at Dongwoo’s ear, causing him to fall over and clutch his ear.
“What the hell?!” he asked incredulously, staring at Sungyeol with wide eyes. Sungyeol just gave him a curious look before picking up his bowl.
“I just wanted to know what you tasted like. My bad. You’re kinda salty...” he mused, turning to put away his bowl.
Dongwoo gave him a look of horror as his face flushed.
--
“Hey Myungsoo...” Dongwoo knocked on the door to their room to get his attention. Myungsoo looked up from his book.
“Yes?”
“Would you... Do you mind coming with me to the recording tomorrow? I mean, everyone else has been acting ridiculously weird the last week, and I don’t really feel comfortable with asking anyone else.” Myungsoo frowned before sitting up, placing his bookmark into his book and closing it.
“What about Sunggyu?” Dongwoo shook his head and shuddered.
“I accidentally walked in on him and Woohyun doing... stuff. There were things involved that I wish I could bleach out of my memory.” Myungsoo nodded slowly.
“You’re the only one who’s still acting normal so... would you mind?” Myungsoo’s eyes shifted around the room as he thought. He was the only one that managed to show any self control towards the group’s main rapper after seeing him dressed like a girl on TV. He wouldn’t know what would happen if he saw Dongwoo dressed like that in real life.
“It should be fine. I think all we have is practice that day so I can come along and practice on my own or something.”
“Oh my god. Thank you so much!” Dongwoo fell to his knees and hugged him before getting up and leaving the room. Myungsoo sighed as he watched Dongwoo leave the room. He probably wouldn’t be thanking him later.
--
Truth be told, Myungsoo liked girls with long, wavy hair. But when Dongwoo came out with a long, wavy wig, small dangling earrings, and that dress, he started to change his mind. He never realized how feminine Dongwoo would look with a just a little makeup.
“Wow. You. Wow.” A million thoughts were running through Myungsoo’s mind, and none of them were appropriate for anything.
“It doesn’t look too weird, right? Sungjong gave me the earrings, believe it or not.” Dongwoo laughed and reached a hand up to play with an earring. Myungsoo just nodded, keeping his mouth screwed shut and his eyes somewhere else.
“Dongwoo, the recording got delayed so you have about another hour until you’re on.” One of the assistants popped into the dressed room and disappeared at the speed of light.
Myungsoo nearly cried out loud. He was going to be stuck with Dongwoo in a dress and makeup, and looking absolutely gorgeous for an hour? He uncrossed his legs and crossed them again, letting out a breath he didn’t know he was holding.
“Oh... Sorry. I didn’t know the recording would get delayed,” Dongwoo said apologetically to Myungsoo. Myungsoo closed his eyes and sighed again. Dongwoo’s voice suddenly seemed to get a lot more tempting.
“Are you okay?” he asked. Myungsoo opened up his eyes and grinned at Dongwoo.
“I’m fine. I just. You know. I’m fine.”
They sat in silence next to each other, playing games on their phones or listening to music. Every time Dongwoo’s arm accidentally brushed against Myungsoo’s, a piece of his resolve died. The final straw was when he stood up and went to go get a cup of water.
He bent over to grab a cup, and Myungsoo died on the inside. He stood up and swiftly walked over to Dongwoo, wrapping his arms around his waist. Dongwoo stood up abruptly, water forgotten.
Myungsoo rested his head on Dongwoo’s shoulder. Dongwoo could feel his breath on his neck, making him nervous. He turned to look at Myungsoo.
“Umm... Myungsoo?”
“Dongwoo. You’re going to be the death of me one day, do you know that?” Myungsoo said softly, burying his face into Dongwoo’s shoulder.
“I-I-I...” Dongwoo’s stammers got worse as Myungsoo’s arms started to move from his waist and roam the rest of his body.
“You make such a beautiful girl, have I told you that? But you’re a pretty sexy guy, too.” Myungsoo turned and softly bit Dongwoo’s already red ears.
“I-I-We probably shouldn’t d-do this here,” Dongwoo managed to get out. Why weren’t his arms working? Why wasn’t his body cooperating with him?
“Oh, so it’s okay for me to do this as long as it’s not here?” Myungsoo asked with a bit of playfulness in his voice.
“I-Myungsoo. Really? What’s going-” Dongwoo didn’t have time to finish his sentence before Myungsoo spun him around and slammed him into the wall next to the water cooler.
“I may have more patience than the other members, but I’m not made of steel.” Myungsoo leaned forward and started to kiss Dongwoo’s neck, earning strangled moans from the other boy.
“Myungsoo, we can’t-” Myungsoo pressed a knee to a sensitive area on Dongwoo, causing his sentence to turn into a gasping moan.
“You can’t exactly go out there like that, now can you?” Dongwoo’s eyes widened as Myungsoo dropped to his knees, pressing kisses to the outside of his dress, running his fingers gently up and down Dongwoo’s leg.
“Oh my god, this is not happening.”
--
Myungsoo was on the couch drinking from a cup with a smug look on his face when the recording assistant came back looking for Dongwoo.
“He’s over there,” Myungsoo said, jerking his thumb over his shoulder. Dongwoo was still pressed up against the wall, looking slightly mussed.
“Dongwoo! Did you start dancing again or something? Hurry back to makeup and get fixed up! It’s almost your turn!” Dongwoo managed to shake himself of the shock before pushing himself up off the wall and walking right past Myungsoo without looking at him.
Myungsoo smirked, picking up his book.
“See you after the recording.”
--
Dongwoo locked himself in the bathroom as soon as they got back to the dorm, Myungsoo looking after him in amusement. He closed the front door behind him and took of his bag, leaving it by the door.
“How’d the recording go?” Sunggyu asked as Myungsoo walked past him towards the fridge.
“It was fine. He wore the earrings you got him,” he said to Sungjong, who couldn’t possibly look any happier.
“How did he look?” Hoya asked.
“Amazing,” Myungsoo said as he thought back to the look of absolute pleasure on Dongwoo’s face and how white his knuckles turned from trying to grab at the wall behind him.
--
Dongwoo avoided Myungsoo for the next few days. Myungsoo could understand why, so he expected it and left him alone. What he didn’t expect was to see Dongwoo climb into the shower with him, after almost an entire week of silence.
“Dongwoo, what’re you doing?” Myungsoo asked, shampooing his hair. He tried not to smirk as Dongwoo’s eyes roamed his body.
“Saving water.”
“Saving water, or wasting all the hot water?” Dongwoo didn’t answer as he reached for the shampoo and soaping up his hair. The two switched positions in the shower so they could rinse out the shampoo.
“You mind? I can’t reach some places.” Myungsoo grinned as he handed Dongwoo the loofah, trying not to laugh at the determined look on his face.
Dongwoo soaped up Myungsoo’s back, lingering in certain places. Myungsoo smiled as he felt Dongwoo’s arms wrap around his waist.
“I can reach there.”
“Can you?” Dongwoo asked, this time with a smirk as his hands moved to other places.
“Well, I don’t want to now.”
--
“Damnit!”
“I told you he topped. Where’s my money?” Sungyeol asked, holding his hand out to Hoya.
“Whatever! It wasn’t a serious bet! How was I supposed to know that Dongwoo topped? He was the one dressed as a girl.”
“What? That’s so sexist. Girls top too. You need to be more diverse with your porn. Now pay up!”
“Shouldn’t you do something about this?” Woohyun asked Sunggyu. Sunggyu just shook his head. “I don’t know. I really don’t want to know either.”
Sungyeol and Hoya were still arguing when Dongwoo and Myungsoo came out of the shower. Hoya turned around.
“Who tops in your relationship?” Dongwoo covered his face and hurried into the bedroom to get dressed. Myungsoo looked after him before grinning at Hoya.
“We both do.”
“Hah! So no money for you!”
“What? He said they both topped so that means Dongwoo still tops! Stop trying to worm your way out of paying me!”
Sunggyu sighed before letting his head fall onto the kitchen counter. Woohyun patted him on the back as he watched Hoya jump onto Sungyeol’s back.
--
“You’re not embarrassed are you?” Myungsoo asked, nudging his nose into Dongwoo’s neck.
“No. No. I’m not.” Somehow, Myungsoo wasn’t convinced.
“It’s fine if you are. It’s cute.”
“No! I’m manly. And men don’t get embarrassed.”
“Right. You forgot to close your legs again during the last recording. But don’t worry. It was sexy.”
“Ugh,” Dongwoo rolled over, covering his eyes with his arm. Myungsoo shifted so he was over Dongwoo and leaned down closer to his ear.
“Hey, Mami. You sexy.”
Author: ixjaydee
Rating: R
Pairing: Myungsoo/Dongwoo, Dongwoo/Myungsoo, Dongwoo/Infinite
Genre: mild crack, sexy times all around
Disclaimer: Do not own. And I guess it’s a good thing I don’t if I’m writing stuff like this XD
Summary: Dongwoo is everyone’s mami.
AN;; LOL. I just. Okay, so I was talking about how Myungsoo looked gorgeous in their recent interview pictures. And then I started despairing about how he only likes girls with long, wavy hair. And compatable goes, LIKE CROSSDRESSING DONGWOO? And this was born.
--
Hey Mami, You Sexy
--
The first time Infinite saw Dongwoo dressed in drag, Sunggyu had to go around and pick jaws up from the floor while Dongwoo hid in the bathroom to keep himself from crying from sheer embarrassment.
When he finally came back, there were hoots and cat calls from the other boys, except from Myungsoo. His eyes were firmly glued to the screen, watching Dongwoo talk and flip his wig around. He sat down in front of Myungsoo and laughed.
“I am a man! I’m all man! I just happen to make a pretty girl too.” Myungsoo grinned before shoving Dongwoo’s head.
“Yeah, you’re all man, alright. Look, you’re sitting with your legs open in that dress.” Laughter roared up again as Dongwoo buried his face into his hands.
--
Over the next few days, strange things were happening at the dorm. Woohyun packed more food into his lunch, and even arranged the peas in a heart shape once.
“Hey, Sunggyu. I think I got your lunch instead,” Dongwoo said, shoving the box towards Sunggyu. He took a glance at it and shook his head.
“I got a double heart today. At least I know why now.” Dongwoo stared at his lunch while Sunggyu laughed, patting him on the back. “I think he’s still got girl Dongwoo stuck in his head.”
--
Dance practice wasn’t much better. Hoya was pressed up against him the entire time. “Jeeze, Hoya. Could you back off a little bit? You’re breathing up all of my air.”
“Oh, my bad.” He separated from Dongwoo for a little bit until Dongwoo got distracted and went the wrong direction in the dance steps, crashing into Hoya again, sending them both to the floor. In the mess of tangled limbs and apologizes, Dongwoo felt something pressing into his thigh before he rolled off of Hoya.
“Ugh. Why in the world do you keep your phone with you when we’re practicing?” Hoya rolled over and mumbled something about needing to use the bathroom before he disappeared.
“What’re you talking about? His phone’s over there, next to yours.” Dongwoo blinked a few times before a thought dawned on him.
“Oh god.”
--
Dongwoo was watching TV when Sungjong came bouncing in with a box in his hands. “Dongwoo! Look what I got for you!” He held out a small white box with a red ribbon tied around it.
“What is it?” Dongwoo asked, eye the box as he slowly took it from the younger boy.
“Just open it and see!” Sungjong sat down next to Dongwoo with an expectant look in his eyes. Dongwoo raised an eyebrow at him before undoing the ribbon and opening the box.
“Earrings! I thought these were really pretty so I bought them for you!” Dongwoo blinked a few times at the dangling earring in the box.
“These are girl earrings.”
“Yeah! For whenever you go back on the show! You can wear these! I think they compliment your face better than those huge, dangling ones the stylist noonas give you.”
“I... thank you?” Sungjong smiled and pressed a kiss to his cheek.
“You’re welcome!” He bounced away before Dongwoo could say anything else.
--
Dongwoo was working on rap lyrics at the living room table. Sungyeol came in and sat down at the other end, immersed in his food. Dongwoo glanced up and saw him waving at him with noodles in his face before grinning and waving back.
As the music went on and Dongwoo got more and more into the lyrics, he didn’t notice Sungyeol scooting closer and closer until he was right beside, him with an empty bowl of ramen.
Dongwoo jerked in surprise and pulled out his earphones. “Sungyeol! What are you doing? What is with everyone this week? It’s like I’m- OH MY GOD.” Sungyeol suddenly leaned over and nipped at Dongwoo’s ear, causing him to fall over and clutch his ear.
“What the hell?!” he asked incredulously, staring at Sungyeol with wide eyes. Sungyeol just gave him a curious look before picking up his bowl.
“I just wanted to know what you tasted like. My bad. You’re kinda salty...” he mused, turning to put away his bowl.
Dongwoo gave him a look of horror as his face flushed.
--
“Hey Myungsoo...” Dongwoo knocked on the door to their room to get his attention. Myungsoo looked up from his book.
“Yes?”
“Would you... Do you mind coming with me to the recording tomorrow? I mean, everyone else has been acting ridiculously weird the last week, and I don’t really feel comfortable with asking anyone else.” Myungsoo frowned before sitting up, placing his bookmark into his book and closing it.
“What about Sunggyu?” Dongwoo shook his head and shuddered.
“I accidentally walked in on him and Woohyun doing... stuff. There were things involved that I wish I could bleach out of my memory.” Myungsoo nodded slowly.
“You’re the only one who’s still acting normal so... would you mind?” Myungsoo’s eyes shifted around the room as he thought. He was the only one that managed to show any self control towards the group’s main rapper after seeing him dressed like a girl on TV. He wouldn’t know what would happen if he saw Dongwoo dressed like that in real life.
“It should be fine. I think all we have is practice that day so I can come along and practice on my own or something.”
“Oh my god. Thank you so much!” Dongwoo fell to his knees and hugged him before getting up and leaving the room. Myungsoo sighed as he watched Dongwoo leave the room. He probably wouldn’t be thanking him later.
--
Truth be told, Myungsoo liked girls with long, wavy hair. But when Dongwoo came out with a long, wavy wig, small dangling earrings, and that dress, he started to change his mind. He never realized how feminine Dongwoo would look with a just a little makeup.
“Wow. You. Wow.” A million thoughts were running through Myungsoo’s mind, and none of them were appropriate for anything.
“It doesn’t look too weird, right? Sungjong gave me the earrings, believe it or not.” Dongwoo laughed and reached a hand up to play with an earring. Myungsoo just nodded, keeping his mouth screwed shut and his eyes somewhere else.
“Dongwoo, the recording got delayed so you have about another hour until you’re on.” One of the assistants popped into the dressed room and disappeared at the speed of light.
Myungsoo nearly cried out loud. He was going to be stuck with Dongwoo in a dress and makeup, and looking absolutely gorgeous for an hour? He uncrossed his legs and crossed them again, letting out a breath he didn’t know he was holding.
“Oh... Sorry. I didn’t know the recording would get delayed,” Dongwoo said apologetically to Myungsoo. Myungsoo closed his eyes and sighed again. Dongwoo’s voice suddenly seemed to get a lot more tempting.
“Are you okay?” he asked. Myungsoo opened up his eyes and grinned at Dongwoo.
“I’m fine. I just. You know. I’m fine.”
They sat in silence next to each other, playing games on their phones or listening to music. Every time Dongwoo’s arm accidentally brushed against Myungsoo’s, a piece of his resolve died. The final straw was when he stood up and went to go get a cup of water.
He bent over to grab a cup, and Myungsoo died on the inside. He stood up and swiftly walked over to Dongwoo, wrapping his arms around his waist. Dongwoo stood up abruptly, water forgotten.
Myungsoo rested his head on Dongwoo’s shoulder. Dongwoo could feel his breath on his neck, making him nervous. He turned to look at Myungsoo.
“Umm... Myungsoo?”
“Dongwoo. You’re going to be the death of me one day, do you know that?” Myungsoo said softly, burying his face into Dongwoo’s shoulder.
“I-I-I...” Dongwoo’s stammers got worse as Myungsoo’s arms started to move from his waist and roam the rest of his body.
“You make such a beautiful girl, have I told you that? But you’re a pretty sexy guy, too.” Myungsoo turned and softly bit Dongwoo’s already red ears.
“I-I-We probably shouldn’t d-do this here,” Dongwoo managed to get out. Why weren’t his arms working? Why wasn’t his body cooperating with him?
“Oh, so it’s okay for me to do this as long as it’s not here?” Myungsoo asked with a bit of playfulness in his voice.
“I-Myungsoo. Really? What’s going-” Dongwoo didn’t have time to finish his sentence before Myungsoo spun him around and slammed him into the wall next to the water cooler.
“I may have more patience than the other members, but I’m not made of steel.” Myungsoo leaned forward and started to kiss Dongwoo’s neck, earning strangled moans from the other boy.
“Myungsoo, we can’t-” Myungsoo pressed a knee to a sensitive area on Dongwoo, causing his sentence to turn into a gasping moan.
“You can’t exactly go out there like that, now can you?” Dongwoo’s eyes widened as Myungsoo dropped to his knees, pressing kisses to the outside of his dress, running his fingers gently up and down Dongwoo’s leg.
“Oh my god, this is not happening.”
--
Myungsoo was on the couch drinking from a cup with a smug look on his face when the recording assistant came back looking for Dongwoo.
“He’s over there,” Myungsoo said, jerking his thumb over his shoulder. Dongwoo was still pressed up against the wall, looking slightly mussed.
“Dongwoo! Did you start dancing again or something? Hurry back to makeup and get fixed up! It’s almost your turn!” Dongwoo managed to shake himself of the shock before pushing himself up off the wall and walking right past Myungsoo without looking at him.
Myungsoo smirked, picking up his book.
“See you after the recording.”
--
Dongwoo locked himself in the bathroom as soon as they got back to the dorm, Myungsoo looking after him in amusement. He closed the front door behind him and took of his bag, leaving it by the door.
“How’d the recording go?” Sunggyu asked as Myungsoo walked past him towards the fridge.
“It was fine. He wore the earrings you got him,” he said to Sungjong, who couldn’t possibly look any happier.
“How did he look?” Hoya asked.
“Amazing,” Myungsoo said as he thought back to the look of absolute pleasure on Dongwoo’s face and how white his knuckles turned from trying to grab at the wall behind him.
--
Dongwoo avoided Myungsoo for the next few days. Myungsoo could understand why, so he expected it and left him alone. What he didn’t expect was to see Dongwoo climb into the shower with him, after almost an entire week of silence.
“Dongwoo, what’re you doing?” Myungsoo asked, shampooing his hair. He tried not to smirk as Dongwoo’s eyes roamed his body.
“Saving water.”
“Saving water, or wasting all the hot water?” Dongwoo didn’t answer as he reached for the shampoo and soaping up his hair. The two switched positions in the shower so they could rinse out the shampoo.
“You mind? I can’t reach some places.” Myungsoo grinned as he handed Dongwoo the loofah, trying not to laugh at the determined look on his face.
Dongwoo soaped up Myungsoo’s back, lingering in certain places. Myungsoo smiled as he felt Dongwoo’s arms wrap around his waist.
“I can reach there.”
“Can you?” Dongwoo asked, this time with a smirk as his hands moved to other places.
“Well, I don’t want to now.”
--
“Damnit!”
“I told you he topped. Where’s my money?” Sungyeol asked, holding his hand out to Hoya.
“Whatever! It wasn’t a serious bet! How was I supposed to know that Dongwoo topped? He was the one dressed as a girl.”
“What? That’s so sexist. Girls top too. You need to be more diverse with your porn. Now pay up!”
“Shouldn’t you do something about this?” Woohyun asked Sunggyu. Sunggyu just shook his head. “I don’t know. I really don’t want to know either.”
Sungyeol and Hoya were still arguing when Dongwoo and Myungsoo came out of the shower. Hoya turned around.
“Who tops in your relationship?” Dongwoo covered his face and hurried into the bedroom to get dressed. Myungsoo looked after him before grinning at Hoya.
“We both do.”
“Hah! So no money for you!”
“What? He said they both topped so that means Dongwoo still tops! Stop trying to worm your way out of paying me!”
Sunggyu sighed before letting his head fall onto the kitchen counter. Woohyun patted him on the back as he watched Hoya jump onto Sungyeol’s back.
--
“You’re not embarrassed are you?” Myungsoo asked, nudging his nose into Dongwoo’s neck.
“No. No. I’m not.” Somehow, Myungsoo wasn’t convinced.
“It’s fine if you are. It’s cute.”
“No! I’m manly. And men don’t get embarrassed.”
“Right. You forgot to close your legs again during the last recording. But don’t worry. It was sexy.”
“Ugh,” Dongwoo rolled over, covering his eyes with his arm. Myungsoo shifted so he was over Dongwoo and leaned down closer to his ear.
“Hey, Mami. You sexy.”