Milestone

[pigthatisbig]

I'm currently in the application stage of getting a job with Fed Ex and have experienced something new because of that. Though I wouldn't call peeing in a cup a momentous occasion, it is a milestone

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[pigthatisbig]

Eh. I do what I can to make a VERY select few laugh.

[passaddhi]

*chuckle* Ah, your first peeInACup. Every job requires it now, so have another glass of water.

[pigthatisbig]

I was totally chugaluggin' on my way there. I drank 27 oz's in, like, five minutes. I was sloshin', man.

[ultimateswing]

Man, I didn't have to do the peeinacup when I worked for FedEx Ground. But if this is FedEx Express, different story I guess.

And just be glad you're not a felon on probation. Mr. Dwayne told one time that he actually has to WATCH people peeinacup to make sure they're not bringing in clean peeinacup (or peeinawhatever) from outside.

[pigthatisbig]

This is FedEx(air).

Ahhh, the beauties of law enforcement.

[vols_musicfiend]

What do you mean by FedEx(air)? There is no such thing.

[pigthatisbig]

Orange as apposed to green. FedEx as apposed to FedEx ground. Traveling generally by air as apposed to by ground. Whatever, Mrs. FedEx.

How 'bout this: FedEx(not ground). ;)

[barlow_girl]

Have you heard anything from them yet? hm?