Matt has been in the hospital since Friday although its not that long, and i have been away from him longer, when I went to TN, but I am so alone without him here at our home. And really thats what this house is with him, our home. I even felt at home with him in the hospital when I stayed the night there. I felt ok when he was home and sleeping on ( Read more... )

Thank you thank you so much for nothing. Im so glad to see that with me turning 30 next year that you have not changed one bit since the time I was born. I have always loved taking a back seat to the men in your life. Especially on days like today when I could really use your help. I never call and ask for money, i ask that once every few months ( Read more... )

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
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Well its here my tiny itty bitty new born baby is now offically 1! This has seriously been the quickest year of my life. I cant believe its here already.

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I am so drunk, now what.... Ive drunk dialed every onei had phone numbers for by 9:30 .  Sorry in advance. 

Dear Kentucky,

Please put your teeth in before leaving your house to go ANYWHERE.  Gawd Damn.

That is all.

So I saw this story on one of my mom things i get  every day, and decided to read it, imagine my intrest when i realized this was from Richmond, KY.  Listen to her talk, shes sounds like an idiot, may be the weird lisp, but also at one point she like, 'People cam wear a I hate god shirt that offends me' haha Does god approve of your short skirt and ( Read more... )