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[pierceddrummer]

humm.. so the whole gay thing isnt working much. the song "I wish i was queer, so i could get chicks" has let me down. friend of mine suggested that i be bi. i dunno.. i think ill just go and be straight again, fuck it. even while i was gay.. i still loved boobies way to much. i dunno

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[eamonicholas]

Mark, I am sorry your situation has not improved. I did not want to "jump the gun" on this, as it were, but I have a solution for you. Only a few problems, though. One, it will involve arson. Two, we will need access to a tug boat. You still in?

[libbythered]

Are you a member of my Order? (If you have no idea what I'm talking about, scroll down to the very bottom of my LJ, where I explain it. I founded it when Cole was in boot and I wasn't getting any.)
Anyway...I have membership cards and everything.

So, uh... does this mean that you and Todd are breaking up? Let him down gently, okay? All of his fake man-love went out to you, and such.

-Red Out

[libbythered]

Chics dig guys that are queer guys that don't dig chics that don't dig guys like me see I'm not queer I'm too ugly.

Awh, you're not ugly. You're fat.
Maybe try the jolly angle? I bet you'd look dapper in red suspenders.

-Red Out

[pierceddrummer]

oh ya i know, im pretty hot for a fat guy.. but as long as there are scrawny fuckers out there stealing my women, i will not be a jolly old soul. i will be a drunken rage filled surley old hobo.

however.. "Id be the type of friend you rubs her back and combs her hair, it wouldnt tak a week before im in her underwear" yup.. boobies

[pierceddrummer]

its the long distance thing ya know. i cant handle it. maybe if he had better tits

[batteredhalo]

Yeah, so, my comment isn't going to be smart or witty or anything like that. In fact, it's going to be corny...so corny that you'll probably end up adding me to "The List of Women Who Suck." (That is...in a bad way.) However, all I have to say is that, yes, women are evil. So are men, as far as I go. They will continue to be so until you find the one girl who doesn't suck...or is at least less sucky and I, likewise, find that right guy. It's supposed to be that way. At least that's what I tell myself so I can sleep at night.

[pierceddrummer]

i dont believe in the one women or man for you.. i think there are alot of people out there that can make ya happy.. but for me.. all girls suck and are poopooheads so .. ya

[geminiwench]

Mark0?? *sniff*

All girls suck??

Even me? Your pirate wench of a wife with my awesome taste in music, big tits and hankerin' for street violence?! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT TO ME!?!

On the whole, yes, girls suck ass. They're bad people... but lucky for you, I had my womanhood surgically removed in Guam. My uterus, glee at playing mind games, and the part of my brain that thought that withholding sex was a great way to get what I want... they have all been removed and replaced with sex, drugs, and rock & roll! Although I think the doctor went alittle hog wild and also implanted these huge THROWING-FIRE-AT-PEOPLE-IS-FUCKING-RAD glands on my chest... They were alittle hard to get used to.. but now I dont know what Id do without them... you can play with them if you want sometime! ;)

[daydrmbelievr22]

Dude, my friend Amanda would be so perfect for you. You should hang out with us sometime.

[pierceddrummer]

oh ya? tell me bout her

[wilddyingsunset]

How, how, HOW did I miss you going gay?

Sorry things don't seem to be going so well for you...and maybe some girls suck ass...but I don't...thats just not my cup of tea, though I don't mind it being done to me?

Anyways... *hugs*