my favourite place to play is the ocean - gratuituous Maggie Lawson roller derby picspam

[piecesofalice]

It's taken me two weeks to come to terms with this. It's been a long road, a hard road, but one I feel I will travel down with the full support of my family and friends.

Guys, I have turned gay. For Maggie Lawson in roller derby garb.

Comments

[lizbee]

I am curiously fascinated by her breasts. What kind of bra offers enough support for roller derby, yet permits such cuteness?

Also, I sort of want to take up roller derby, just for the clothes. How many minutes do you reckon I'd last without sustaining injury?

[piecesofalice]

I'm facinated by her breasts, too. But that may or may not be the entire point of this post and/or my constant talking about them this week.

I reckon you'd last as long as me - eleven point two seconds. But hell, it'd be worth it.

[kirbyfest]

If you two last eleven point two seconds, that's about five seconds longer than I'd last. I'm pretty sure I'd fall on my ass before I got onto the actual rink.

A friend of mine has a cousin that does roller derby, and from the pictures she's showed me, I suspect that is not the actual roller-derby-chick bra. Therefore, it's part of the plan to turn Pieces gay. Mission accomplished!

[piecesofalice]

Well, I can't roller skate, so I'm sure I'd be *shuffle shuffle BAM!* A some-what moving target - oh, but how I'd love to be a roller derby girl!

Therefore, it's part of the plan to turn Pieces gay.

That minx! (I feel we should go see roller derby while I'm there, btw.)

[myniamh]

I turned gay the last time you posted shots of her in that outfit too.

[piecesofalice]

It's just wonderful, isn't it? Like a rock and roll dream. *sigh*

[baggers]

(Bewbs!)

hahahah! it takes more than that to make a convincing gay!

[piecesofalice]

Roller derby girls = extremely gay me. I'm now 35% gay thanks to this episode and the Melbourne Grind Girls. siiiiggghhh

[baggers]

35% is about how straight I am, so together we make a whole gay person and a whole straight person! Go team!

[piecesofalice]

This is a beautiful mathematical moment. Ying and yang!

[jesshelga]

God, they're like mangoes! Mangoes of flesh!

I don't want to overstate, but this is the best (gay) picspam you've ever done.

She's so gloriouscutekittenwhiskersexysexysexy to behold.

[piecesofalice]

My gay is so much, I watched it again. And suburbannoir got cranky because she wants to watch it, so I have to watch it again. OH SHUCKS

Ugh. The nail polish. I painted mine black in honour of her beautiful breasts.

...that's kind of creepy.

[jesshelga]

...but not as creepy as it should be. Because it's true.

[smokingguncafe]

Sorely underused doesn't begin to describe Alan Ruck.

But then, I'll take cameos from my favorite 29-year-old-who-convincingly-played-an-18-year-old any day of the week.

Let my Alan gooooooo.

[piecesofalice]

I shall cover this in my Sorely Underused picspam, possibly coming Tuesday night. So underused. He was like some pleb of the week, not freakin' Cameron!