Comments | piecesofalice: Fic: "Ein eindeutiger Mangel an Inspiration", various ficlets from <strong class="lj-user"><a href="/read/user/jesshelga">jesshelga</a></strong> prompts

piecesofalice

Fic: "Ein eindeutiger Mangel an Inspiration", various ficlets from jesshelga prompts

Aug 09, 2008 23:36

Ugh, real-life update and a post basically ignoring this week's Psych later. For now - baby fics!

I told jesshelga a couple of weeks ago that she needed to give me some prompts so I could throw myself back into writing fic. See, I've been having this kind of annoying thing where I am, basically, uninterested in anything. So this is my attempt to get myself ( Read more... )

garret, juliet and lassiter variety hour, fic, ci

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kirbyfest August 9 2008, 14:24:35 UTC

...somehow, she knew he was watching this morning wake up too.

::sniff::

piecesofalice August 10 2008, 08:24:23 UTC

No crying - you know crying with Goren and Eames only ends in pain!

(Oh! I have my dates for when I'll be in Chicagy and I forgot to email you!)

firthgal August 9 2008, 14:54:16 UTC

Oh, these were absolutely brilliant, loved them! I have never in my life found ironing to be so damn sexy. Holy crap! Oh, Lassi, you know how to torture me with the anticipation. And then Juliet's internal diary was so freaking perfect. And the Goren/Eames one was so beautiful, and the last one was just plain adorable.

piecesofalice August 10 2008, 08:25:25 UTC

Fun fact: when I worked in the Wonderful World of Men's Outfitting, I had to iron every. Single. Shirt. That was put on the floor. So ironing? I hate it.

Making it sexy? REALLY HARD. So I'm glad it worked, man.

jesshelga August 9 2008, 15:27:43 UTC

"In sections," he managed to cough out, and he swore she moved her body back further into his. Something moved, anyway, and his eyes rolled to his ceiling as she talked him through the basics of decreasing collars.

"Move with the lines of the shirt." Juliet's hips swayed a little, and he tried not to groan. "Up" - to the left - "down" - to the right, and he worried to think what would happen once they reached the sleeves.

"The lines."

"Got it?"

She was purring. Literally purring, and her heart? Probably close to the speed of that kid's they'd had in interrogation that day for stealing the latest Xbox game from Wal-Mart.

I don't usually do this but: hummina-hummina-hummmmmmina. Damn, girl. Damn. When I wrote "ironing board" as a sorta joke? I didn't even know.

And Juliet's internal diary too! But...the ironing board = one of my favorite bits of non-porn porn ever.

Also:
But instead of hugging him and pulling him into her heart while saying it'll be okay, she watched the dawn with a cup of coffee in her hand, alone, ( ... )

piecesofalice August 10 2008, 08:27:30 UTC

I think I took the challenge and ran with it, yeah? Although it may be a long time between drinks before I do the washing machine prompt. I feel there is NOTHING to make laundry sexy, unless it's in a retro laundromat.

Mmm. Retro laundromats.

As for Pieces/Deputy Wendell? OH HOW I WISH IT WOULD HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE!!

jesshelga August 10 2008, 09:16:17 UTC

Hee! Well, if you can't get Juliet and Lassiter atop a washing machine, there's always Eames' little black dress. Or a Pieces/Wendell Go to the Great Barrier Reef adventure!

And yes, you handily defeated this challenge. For someone who is feeling meh about writing, you walloped it out of the park. Ironing. Whew.

krazykitkat August 9 2008, 16:56:03 UTC

Oh, Juliet and Lassiter! I really must buy the dvds, since 10 only showed one more ep before ripping it off again.

And lovely Goren/Eames.

piecesofalice August 10 2008, 08:27:56 UTC

I know! How weird is Channel Ten being with it, seriously? And buy the DVDs, it's worth it.

kopernik August 10 2008, 10:21:51 UTC

Jack McBrayer? Helping a lot.

I find this very easy to believe!