"You've reached the voice mail of Special Agent Dale Cooper. Please leave a message at the tone and I will return your call as soon as humanly possible."
"Have you fallen lately? Hit your head? Been smote by your friend's father? Because you're being an idiot. Of course I'm interested in sleeping with you. I'm usually interested in sleeping with you. I would think you knew that by now."
"I also never asked you to be my bookkeeper. I'm crazy, but not crazy enough to let you near the royal accounts. Nice try, though. Points for creativity."
“If you’re going to be setting peoples’ pants on fire? Do it far away from me, ‘cause I don’t want to be considered an accessory to the crime. Otherwise… totally go for it. Pants on fire!”
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"Have you fallen lately? Hit your head? Been smote by your friend's father? Because you're being an idiot. Of course I'm interested in sleeping with you. I'm usually interested in sleeping with you. I would think you knew that by now."
"I also never asked you to be my bookkeeper. I'm crazy, but not crazy enough to let you near the royal accounts. Nice try, though. Points for creativity."
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“If you’re going to be setting peoples’ pants on fire? Do it far away from me, ‘cause I don’t want to be considered an accessory to the crime. Otherwise… totally go for it. Pants on fire!”
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