Small OT rant

[pidgella]

OK, here's a peeve: In all these community sites, like MySpace, LiveJournal, etc., when you fill in your profile there's a section on "who I'd like to meet". That's just dandy, but what about the other end of the spectrum? How about "who I'd like to shoot" or "who I'd like to see boiling in a vat of llama ejaculate" or "I'd like the rapture to

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[starsforophelia]

Various people from High School.
People that abuse animals.
Crappy drivers around the world.
People who think they are the shit and then have to let the whole world know..over..and...over.
People that make Meth because of you I have to buy the good stuff behind the counter.
People who blatantly cut in line and then get nasty when you point that out.
People who drive recklessly across store parking lots and then cut you off.
Telemarketers. Duh.
Stores that force you to buy two of something just to get the cheaper price. (Walgreens can go screw themselves)
Dirty politicians.....that's saying a lot!
To all the companies who make the most annoying commercials. Invest in a creative team people!

Oh,

Loud and obnoxious people.

I know I have more. This is nice...it gets things of the chest! haha. Thanks for the therapy!

[starsforophelia]

Also, thanks....you gave Brad something new and funny to say to me. Llama ejaculate. Now he will creatively use that in tons of sentences with his sheer sense of hilarity.

[pidgella]

LOL Glad to be of service! If he's into interesting turns of praise like that, he should read Christopher Moore, specifically his book titled Lamb. Steve and I have been reading all of his books lately and laughing out loud frequently.

[tempestrats]

People I Would Like to See Boiled in a Vat of Llama Ejaculate:

3 former roommates
People that make obvious comments (i.e.; Christian)
People that use washer/drier to clean ONE SHIRT
Kitten kickers
Rat Haters
People that don't train their dogs
Anyone that owns a shar-pei, pug or labradoodle
Cell phone drivers
Crack pushers
DMV workers
The manager at AllPet in Redmill Plaza
PETA
Chinese Crested owners
Baseball Fanatics
Football Fanatics
Fanatics... *evil grin*
Bible Thumpers
Cat Haters
Mothers that don't discipline their kids
Otaku kids
Rednecks
Morons
Idiots
Hilary Duff
Linsey Lohan
Boy Bands
Paris Hilton
...um, my hand is starting to hurt.