Whole wheat donut
Me: Was in such a good mood, I splurged and got a donut.
Her (secretary): Nice, what kind?
Me: Whole wheat.
Her: Whole wheat?! God, even your splurges are lame.
Me: Annnnnd...back to reality.
Her: Good, the Carter contract is on your desk. I'm taking my lunch break now.
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