HIMYM - Barney/Robin "Soup" Scene
How I Met Your Mother - 2x11 - How Lily Stole Christmas
This is definitely one of my all-time favorite moments from the entire series.
Barney: This is a low point for the Barnacle. I should be out playing laser tag, being awesome.
Barney: Don't look at me, I'm hideous!
Robin: Oh, come on. You look like a regular guy.
Barney: Exactly! I'm a Ted! Look at me, I'm wearing elastic waistband fleece pants.
Robin: But they're comfy, right?
Barney: ... yes.
Barney: Too.. weak.. to.. hold.. bowl.
Robin: Fine, I'll feed you..
Barney: Ouchie in my mouth!!
Barney: I don't want it, I want ice cream!
Robin: No, you're not having ice cream just because you're sick.
Barney: But my throat hurts!
Robin: No!
Barney: I hate you!
Barney: Don't leave me!!