Another Stupid, Parnoid Girl on the Internet

[physics85]

Someone noted that I have a small, but not insignificant presence on the Web. So I look for my name on Google and I find a paranoid girl who thinks I've been stalking here. Weeks ago I sent her an instant message after seeing that we had interests in common on Livejournal. Her AIM screen name is right on her profile! Why put it there if you're a

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[xxxpaigexxx]

oh my God michael! you mean, like, every single guy that talks to me on the internet isn't stalking me for my vag? and excuse me! just because i post my AIM screen name for the world to see, doesn't mean i want people im'ing me! oh wait, i do, so then i can pretend that i am hot shit and i have "internet stalkers" *cough* sorry, i disliked her post very much.

[zazen47]

wtf?

[spacecadetcira]

brilliant!

[anonymous]

"There are drugs for schizophrenia, but nothing for being a bitch."

Fucking pulitzer material man.

-adam j.

[littlefignewton]

maybe she had second thoughts, cause she deleted her journal.