FU Universe

[phyrtrol]

Ok, so we have all known for a while that you really dislike me Universe, I feel it is unwarranted, but who knows, maybe I was a real dick in a previous life or some shit. However, seriously, back the fuck off dude, I am going on this trip to Kansas City whether you like it or not. I was peeved when you busted my backlight on my laptop, the one

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[vofleck]

eek; I was wondering what your phone call was about... silly me, the optimist; should have known better

that really does suck; maybe you should stick a supernova in the Universe's gas tank... oh.. that doesn't work, does it? it would still be funny to watch

and I'm glad your bank caught those transfers; will you be liable for anything?

*many many hugs and good luck vibes*

[reajade]

*typed while choking back giggles* Um...sorry for your troubles with the Universe, but honestly, this is the best giggle, not full out laugh, mind you, but giggle, that I have had since we put the dog to sleep yesterday! I'm sorry for your "Beef with the Universe." *snicker/snort/giggle* Okay, I'm done. Really. Be careful with the Universe though, because you still haven't "officially" graduated, have you? Okay, shutting up! Bye!