Still no job ( Read more... )

That sarcasm has lost its velvet touch.

The last post, sated in sarcasm.

The fat kid? My little brother's annoying friend Anthony.

Learn: (to take a joke).

It's been my experience that when people say 'love', they mean butterflies in the stomach and being able to wake up next to someone that makes you feel fulfilled. Walks in the dark and kisses that make you feel like nobody exists ( Read more... )

What in the fuck just happened?
I didn't know that was legal this early in the game.

I don't even know what to think right now.

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I come home from school... ready to own the Metro-Detroit area...

And I wake up with a migrane and a broken back.

Please tell me what this is all about!

Gangs of New York was a let down, but Daniel Day Lewis was not ( Read more... )

I didn't realize I had so much shit until I had to box it all up and put it in a car ( Read more... )

I propose that instead of making the Dixie Chicks apologize for stating their opinion on the Iraq war, we make them apologize for making terrible music. (Erica your opinion does not count here ( Read more... )

Basically, I'm not dead ( Read more... )