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[photosynthesis]

"In 21 days, I want you to be employed, or married. I don't care which."

- my mom

Comments

[jeltzz]

your mom is out-of-control!

[thepastperfect]

I'm not sure which is more amusing: that marriage and employment are synonymous, or that you have three weeks to do one or the other.

[flaxeloquent]

Ah, but must he be a prince?