It has been along time

[phoner]

I am drunk and I have drank a fifth once again.
So bottoms up and good night it is good to be back.

Comments

[_captaincrunk]

Glad to have you back, hardass. I drank a fifth of Jim the other night to myself. Fucking sweeeeeeet. Except for when I puked when I woke up. Didn't really have to puke, I mean I was having my morning smoker's cough and then I just puked mid-cough. Sweet though. What did you drink, if I may inquire?

[phoner]

I didn't really drink a whole fifth I split it but when your drunk you'll claim to have drank a whole bottle of everclear.

[_captaincrunk]

Drinking a PINT of everclear will most assuredly annihilate me. Good job.