I left a traffic cone under my pillow hoping she'd leave me a dollar.

[fatherbingo]

A portion of Route 113 - approximately a mile from the Black Rock boatdocks - collapsed leaving a gaping hole in the roadway measuring atleast 10-feet deep stretching across the entire road.

Borough manager Anthony DiGirolomo released a statement to The Phoenix regarding the situation to alert area residents.
"Today's rains resulted in a large

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[fuzzybutchkins]

oh god am i happy i moved and no longer need to drive 113 every day anymore.

[the_karen_show]

the magical sinkhole fairy!! yay!!!

what is up with our town lately? we're falling apart!

[dpfesh]

~snerk~

Hey mr. bingofather - dunno if you've heard about the GVHS 10 year reunion happenin. I told Jess i'd poke atcha about it.

consider this your official poke. (you can shoot me an email if you want/need details @ jhallacker @ gmail dot com )

[fatherbingo]

Aye, thank ye, I done-did heard. You going?

[dpfesh]

I do reckon so, along with Jess and a few others. She's lookin forward to mebbe sayin hi to ya, btw.

Know of anyone else who might be joining the fun? I think J. Todd is gonna show and prolly J. Stoney & mebbe K. Hacklemackle ~grynn~

I don't quite remember who all you ran with, so perhaps you don't care bout alla them anywho :)

[fatherbingo]

To be honest, I don't remember with whom I ran either. I'm still planning on going, if only to compare how fat and bald everyone's become, get drunk, and debunk any remaining notion that those were good times.

K. Hacklemackle... wow, I haven't heard that name in years.

[we_like_ike]

ha! ha! hahahahah! Gay Street bridge.