The adventures of Harry Cock and Draco Balls two!

[phoenixacid]

Sequel to this.

Warnings: Bodily fluids and vacant expressions.

Comments

[demicus]

I love your polls! It's not weird that I'm imagining Harry's glasses on Draco's balls. Nope, not at all... *gigglesnort*

[phoenixacid]

Lolololol! Harry's glasses would look great on Draco's balls! *dies*

[potteresque_ire]

RAWR!!!!!! I'm here to totally flame you about the total non-ICness of Harry and Draco in this one!!!!!! Harry is ballsy and therefore should have been the balls instead and his glasses would then have somewhere to go, wouldn't they? Also only the balls can have sexily tousled hair and a crack in the middle for his scar! Draco is such a dick that he deserves to be one and he spews smooth nonsense from his delicate lips all the time!!! To switch them their position is totally OOC!!! I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE A WANK OUT OF YOUR DRAWING!!!

*fumes w/ TEH RAGE and narrows eyes at you*
(I actually had amused myself-no, not THAT way-with the idea of Balls!Harry and Cock!Draco, and also Lube!Snape and Arsehole!Voldie, in a totally faithful retelling of canon. TRUFAX. :DDDD)

[phoenixacid]

YOU CAN KISS MY ARSE, YOU WANKER. THIS IS PERFECTLY IC.

xD

You can stop wanking now. *giggles*

Ahahahaahah, crack for scar? Arsehole!Voldie? Smooth nonsense? You're insane! ILU.

*snuggles you to death*

[talekayler]

lol, is it wrong of me to see Harry as a beer bottle penetrating an arse?? xD

Sorry, I'm in a weird hyper mood today! *spins and twirls you*

LOLO OMG DRACO HAS EYEBROWS! *falls over*

[phoenixacid]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG BEERBOTTLE!HARRY. AHAHAHAHHAHAAH.

Of course he has eyebrows! That's where most balls have hair!

[enchanted_jae]

What a hoot!

[phoenixacid]

*squishes you tight*

[vaysh]

Oh no, how will they ever kiss???!!!

[phoenixacid]

Lololol! Good question! And I just realise how apt your icon is for this post. <3