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[phoenix_blade]

I tried drawing Odin, one of the characters from the comic idea floating around in my head, but it really, really sucked. Methinks I need more practice, considering the only thing I can draw consistently well are gigantic birds of prey that are also on fire

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[phoenix_blade]

Well I googled tranny porn but kept getting goatse images of this guy named "Chris" or some shit. He is one sick puppy, but I'll be damned if I'll let images of empty wine bottles rammed up a man's ass get in the way of my excessive masturbation.

[whoopseedaisy]

omg I love the cock

OH NOES

[phoenix_blade]

U MIGHT BE TEH GAY!!!

[whoopseedaisy]

omg u don't luv me anymore

[stobors]

You can send your newd pix to me...8D

And...you don't qualify as one of the middle-age to older men group...you are one of the forever-young wimmens. ♥

Unfortunately, I qualify as a middle-age man and I'm hurt Bobby didn't mention me for teh nudez...8(

[phoenix_blade]

I didn't single out any middle-aged man for the nudes. That's a moot point, however - everyone knows I'd ask mengus, first, because having seen his gay cowboy outfit everyone knows he's the one most likely to comply.

Well, unless you count the actual gay men I have on my f-list. BUT I LOVE TEH VAGINA KTHXBAI.

[stobors]

Gay cowboy outfit? I missed that one...

Psst...I'm glad you didn't ask me fer nudez...*wink*...

[mighty_muggette]

I am more bored than you.

[phoenix_blade]

Lie. I am both bored and poor. This means no snorting coke off of an overpriced hooker's tits.

That's like boredom cubed, right there.

[mighty_muggette]

Hey, even 80s-style drug-fuelled orgies get boring if you have to do that all the time!

Although actually I am sitting in an office seeing if I can flip my shoe over with my big toe for entertainment.

[phoenix_blade]

My favorite boredom task is juggling the remote control. Yes, just one. I can make it do flips in the air before catching it!

[phoenix_blade]

Nah. Suicide Girls is some pretty dull shit.

Suicide Donkeys and Midget Circus Performers, though? Totally hawt.

[misspriscris]

I just saw "phailed" online for the first time today. And everytime I see shodan's name in your lj it reminds me of this drama queen bitch on TS2 that only makes male hair and said she was going to quit making any hair if anyone else changed her male hair to a female hair and put it up for download. Or even posted a picture of it. And I'm really drunk. But I type pretty.

[misspriscris]

Oh yeah, and, I got in a fight with Phil and mom about why CELL PHONES didn't make people rude, they were already rude to begin with. It went something like this:

Phil: "Cell phones contribute to rudeness."
Me: "How? They do not."
Phil: "Because people talk on them in stores and at registers and stuff. They bug me like call waiting bugs me."
Mom: "Because talk on them while driving and swerve into your lane."
Me: "Well, I always talk on my cell phone at registers. I'm not going to talk to the cashier anyway, so what's the problem?"
Mom & Phil: "You're rude."
Me: "Well, yeah, well you're just....DUMB!"
The End

[phoenix_blade]

Being in the position of cashiering once in my life, I can honestly say it doesn't fucking matter if someone is talking on the cellphone or talking to the cashier. Rude? No.

I think they're just confusing the causality of rudeness with the manner in which it is most publicly expressed, cellphones.

[phoenix_blade]

Yes, but Shodan is a cool guy from Australia that probably wouldn't fret over using male hair on female heads. He'd probably just complain about using zombie hair on living people's heads.

As such, this post PHAILS.