Career options.......

[phoenix_arise]

I want a new job. So i'm currently looking around for ideas.

Any clue how i can join the Vic Police Force?

The position i'm wanting is: Chalk Outline Guy.

Comments

[ms_nix]

lols not sure what kind on "education" you need for that position however, if you are serious about joining the police force I can get info for you.

[phoenix_arise]

Experience? I could just walk in with the chalk and say 'Hi. I'm ready for service. Take me to the crime scene!".

[ms_nix]

but how to they get the chalk to draw over blood?

[phoenix_arise]

Thats easy. The Blood bit shows what part of the body the blood dripped from. Leave a slight blood mark in the chalk to indicate this. If the body outline looks like it was dancing, look for death clues in the nearest CD player. If you find the latest Matallica Cd there, Case Solved~!!!!!

[phoenix_arise]

Those all sound good.

[neonfaerie]

Get shot?
Oh, you want to draw the outline!
Um, there's exams and stuff to join the cops, however it's a job that tends to put a hard shell on the people who do it. My brother considered it, but I'm glad he changed his mind.

[ms_nix]

i work for the police (un-sworn member) and one of the major things that puts me off, apart from having to touch the people i need to deal with, is the paper work, there are mountains of it!