Stupid people over in the freestuff community: "Waaa, I didn't get my free KFC dinner! I hate KFC, their food tastes like ass!!" Retards! If the food sucks that bad, why do they care? They should be glad they didn't get any sucky food! Obviously they are just butthurt they didn't get free food, so they are insulting KFC any way they can think of ( Read more... )

I have so much fun on Twitter. You should be on Twitter too if you aren't already. But not right now since they are doing maintenance. Maybe later this evening.

I found a great group of childfree gals to tweet with. It's my latest time waster.

Okay, not shit. Free FOOD! Stolen from Free Stuff community, so if you read there, skip this ( Read more... )

We had this conversation this morning ( Read more... )

When are we going to outlaw Christianity, since they continue to try and force legal ways to discriminate against everyone else?

DES MOINES, Iowa -- The state has sent notices to Iowa's 99 county recorders that if they don't honor the Iowa Supreme Court ruling legalizing same-sex marriages, they could lose their jobs ( Read more... )

From the Fmylife website:

Today, I was going to have sex with my hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was "pollo frito". I then proceeded to have sex, constantly screaming pollo frito for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." Amusing story, but ( Read more... )

This fark headline:

"People are fleeing Michigan at a rate of a family every 12 minutes. Soon the state will end up with only Detroit, Ted Nugent and a gazillion deer."

reminds me of someone on my friends' list.

I so rarely get "hate" mail anymore that it's a real treat when I do!

So on my website I wrote a couple of somewhat negative things about homeschooling. This is what I wrote, on two different pages: ( Read more... )

I want this holy soap:


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How can one not laugh at this funny but irreverant fark headline:

Pilot survives ejection over Ecuadorian jungle, only to die when cable on rescue helicopter breaks. Ironic tag says, "Oh, snap"

Ah, how amusing.