apparently it needed to be said

[phinnia]

dear pedestrians of seattle,
when you are walking down a crowded sidewalk, WATCH WHERE THE HELL YOU ARE WALKING. because my machine and i are heavier than you and if i have to i will run you down LIKE ELVIS ON A GODDAMNED PORK CHOP, SO HELP ME GOD.

love,
phin

Comments

[inlaterdays]

OMG. You are a terror on wheels, woman. :D

[shutterbug_12]

LMAO. OMG, DO IT. TEACH THEM A DAMN LESSON. THEY WILL NOT CROSS YOU AGAIN.

[zaratyst]

If you don't do that, I will whack then in the ankles with a white stick.

P.S. I read you only for your hilarious tags. OK, maybe not ONLY for them.

[pwcorgigirl]

We need to get you a bell or a horn to attach to the machine. Or maybe a boxing glove tied to a long stick. :)

I used to ride my bike on the track in the park, and I swear people would step in my path on purpose. I took to yelling "beep! beep!" and not swerving.

[eleri]

I was thinking large clown glove on a stick, with said glove stuffed and mounted in a goose/grope sort of position.

"Get out of the way, or the clown hand will feel you up!"

[daisylily]

Or great big spikes sticking out of your wheels, like Boudicca (= Boadicea) XD

[heathrow]

You need to take them out of the gene pool!