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[philomel]

S.M.A.C.K.
Charlie Pace, Severus Snape, Neville Longbottom
PG (drug references)
Summary: Charlie learns his lesson.
Spoilers: circa “Exodus” & through Goblet of FireDisclaimer: If this ain’t fiction, I don’t know what is and I’m afraid to ask

Comments

[louphoenix]

Wonderful and so funny!

“Heart out with a spoon,”
And that was my favourite scene *remembers Robin Hood*

[philomel]

Hee, couldn't resist that Robin Hood reference... that's when I first fell for Alan.

Thank you! :)

[ruidoso]

smack!fic omfg! this was so good! SO GOOD!

so many inside jokes! was it chapter *15* for any particular reason? the peanut butter! the pilot! THE STUPID PEOPLE WEARIN EXPENSIVE CLOTHES!

*adores*

[philomel]

Only 15, as part of the numbers of DOOM. Unless there's a 15 connection to Driveshaft that I've forgotten. And now I'm trying to remember if 15 bears any significance in the Rowling. *ponders* Damn these people and their crazy numerological obsessions. ;)

I just love imagining Snape getting all sassy, quoting "You All Everybody."

Thank you!! :D

[ruidoso]

nope, i was just thinking of the lost doomed number connection.

your icon is hilarious! :D

[philomel]

I figure, if you're gonna have a number, it might as well be a doomed one. Er, yep. *grins*

Hee, icon was made by marishna. *pets poor Charlie*

[themoononastick]

Dammit, woman. How am I supposed to continue with my anti HP fic stance when you go and write something as cracktastically brilliant as this?
I don't even know where to start telling you how much I loved this, and there are way too many fabulous lines for me to highlight thus I shall just bow to your genius instead.
*worships*

[philomel]

Mwuahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa... *gasps for breath* haaaa!

I mean, thank you, darling!! ;D You surprised the fuck out of me, I must say. Didn't expect you to read it. But yay! *resists another fit of cackling* Poor Charlie, how he gets abused. (Well, if only it wasn't so much damn fun abusing him in the first place!)

*squishes*

[themoononastick]

Oh please, like I would be able to resist the words Charlie Pace and drugs in a fic header! Plus, add in the fact that it's Beth-fic and you get me being powerless against the urge to click. ;)
And I have a thing for Alan Rickman...

Btw, "I'll cut your heart out with a spoon" is the single most fabulous piece of dialogue that Mr Rickman has ever uttered, loved the fact that you worked it into the fic. I meant to say that in my original comment but I was too busy trying to stop laughing for long enough to type something coherent and I forgot.

*smooches*

[philomel]

It makes me happy and relieved to know you liked the spoon bit. I was so worried that would read as cliche and obvious, regarding Alan. (One of my high school friends used to say that line all the time. I swear sometimes he would choose particular meals during lunchtime just so he could get a spoon to wave around and quote the line. Would have been downright annoying if I hadn't already loved that line and Alan by that point!) If they ever work a spoon into one of Snape's lines in the upcoming films, I may just lose my shit completely and permanently.

*glomps*

[arabella_hope]

This was perfect! I love the tension between Charlie and Snape, PLUS the added Ron/Hermione!

and it fits so well into that pesky "crossover" prompt for rec50

[philomel]

Love your icon! It wouldn't be a proper Snape class without at least 2/3 of the Trio there (plus poor scapegoat Neville). Man, imagine how much trouble Ron and Hermione would get into if Charlie took Harry's place.

Thank you so much! :D

Meep. Ooh, I haven't seen that community.